I make no attempts around here to hide that fact that I’m a huge fan of Katrina Bowden’s. I’m probably one of the biggest 30 Rock fans around and even though Cerie wasn’t one of the main characters she often provided some much-needed eye candy to a cast made up of mostly dudes. It’s been about a month since we last checked up on Katrina Bowden’s Instagram but she popped into the BroBible Instagram feed earlier and it appears as if the former ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ has been hitting the gym hard, sweating up a storm, and really filling out her curves:

She’s also been treating herself to some baseball:

And crushing some canyon hikes:

I guess I just need to get in the habit of checking Katrina Bowden’s Instagram daily because it seems like she’s constnatly posting pics that are worth sharing with you bros.

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Get ready, Bros, everyone’s favorite … what’s the best way to put it … occasionally volatile former Nickelodeon star is using the microblogging service Twitter again.

Her first actions? Tweeting about school and fake accounts.

Prepare to be not that entertained. Nothing wrong with a little housekeeping, though. It ain’t glamourous, but it makes the world go round.

[FIDM is Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising, which … I guess Bynes is attending]

That’s great! What about those fake accounts?

Accept no substitutes, indeed.

We will keep you posted if something more exciting happens.

My guess is no, but you never know with Amanda Bynes.

Editor’s Note: Zoë Pugh was going to do a Snapchat takeover wayyyy back at the beginning of the summer, but we told her to hold off until syllabus week at Penn State in the fall. Guess what… Syllabus week is here. Tomorrow Zoe will be show how Penn State throws down during their first week back. In honor of that, we’re republishing this piece from back in May when we planned on doing it the first time.

Last year we told you about about Zoë Pugh, a Penn State babe who was blowing up on Instagram. Zoe keeps it mad real, as does her photographer John Kaminski, so we invited her to take over BroBible’s Snapchat tomorrow all day long.

Follow along tomorrow on @brobible Snapchat…

Zoe’s Snapchat is Zoemp15. In the meantime, we thought you guys should get to know her a little better. So we had her fill out some questions…..

Name: 

Zoë Pugh

Age/Year In School: 

21, Senior

How would you describe Penn State in one word?

Lit

What’s your average night out like in State College?

First, we get ready. Can’t go out in State College where you’re surrounded by dimes looking like a loose 4 so there’s plenty of contouring that goes down. Luckily, all my best friends are in a sorority so I go to their socials from there, which then leads to the party afterwards at whatever frat they’re scheduled with. Frat parties are essentially a big fuzzy blur of flashing lights and dancing on elevated surfaces, two things I’ll sorely miss when I’m washed up next year and am forced into the bar scene against my will. After the party, assuming there’s no late night, I stumble home with my friends where we usually end up eating pizza on the floor. The conversation from there is like, “wait how the hell did we get to SAE? Has anyone seen Lily?” But if there IS late night, we’re probably at Dchi sweaty and with some unidentified liquor stains on our crop tops dancing to “Shipping Up to Boston”.

The thing to eat at Penn State is:

I’m obsessed with this place Irving’s. It’s a little place with breakfast and lunch foods and the BESSSSST smoothies ever. They’re unreal. I usually get a southwestern breakfast wrap and a Laguna Peach smoothie to cure my hangover. I’m also partial to Wings Over, because wings are bomb and I’m a man. Sometimes when I’m in the middle of eating their wings I stop and think to myself, “I can’t believe anyone on this planet has ever been attracted to such a feral human, consider napkins and maybe an etiquette class”.

What movie best describes what you want your career to be like after college?

The Wolf of Wall Street, except I’d be Margot Robbie who plays Leonardo DiCaprio’s second wife, Naomi. She was a model, and that parlayed into other business ventures like the design of her own lingerie line.  That’s definitely a dream of mine. I’d like to have the freedom to explore new and exciting opportunities, and modeling definitely opens doors to that while still allowing you to have a personal life, which is important to me because my ultimate goal is to be a mother. Lingerie design would be especially rewarding because you’re creating something that makes women feel beautiful and confident, and that’s absolutely something I’d want my name on.

Dream job?

I’m currently a psychology major at Penn State, and my dream is to become a sex therapist. I used to be a Physician Assistant major where I was pursuing a career as a gynecology PA, but we all know God laughs when you make a plan and I had to switch majors. Looking into myself, I realized I still wanted the same thing- to help women and to do something good for people. I’ve always been interested in both psychology and sexual health, watching TED talks about sexual attraction and love in my spare time and frequenting the pages of Cosmopolitan for as long as I can remember. When I had to come up with a plan of action after switching majors, it seemed like what I really should have been doing from the beginning. And of course, the nature of the job is just fun. Who doesn’t like talking about sex? We all talk about it, and we all talk about it frequently. It’s fun, and it’s nice that I get to incorporate that with doing something meaningful, like helping someone through problems in their marriage.

Favorite thing to binge watch on Netflix on a rainy day?

See, Netflix is pretty much the worst. You spend the whole time looking for a show, only to realize it all sucks and life sucks and bees are dying globally at an alarming rate. HBO Go is the move, and I binge watch the show Girls like it’s nobody’s business. 10/10, would recommend. The characters are all so relatable and real, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Not in the outwardly stupid funny way, but in a way that’s like, yep I’ve been there and I know how painfully awkward this all is and I’m happy I’m not alone.

How do you define what it means to be a Bro? 

A bro to me is someone that’s just cool. You know the type of person I’m talking about..the type of person who brings beer to the party and not only shares but wants to shotgun with you. They’re well-liked by everyone because they’re confident, fun, and can get along with all different types of people. You could drop a bro off somewhere with people they’ve never met and by the end of the night, they’ll be friends with everyone and have the hottest girl in the party going home with them. They’re pretty much the person everyone wants to be. I always find myself attracted to this kind of guy, but girls can also be bros. I’ve been called one of the guys so many times, and at first it’s like, wait are you saying I’m masculine? Is it because my voice is so deep? But really, it’s a compliment. Girl bros are cool because they’re hard to come by. A lot of girls are super stuck up and bitchy, but a girl bro will help the puking girl in the bathroom by holding her hair back and fixing her makeup after without judgement and can drink beers with a room full of dudes and not seem like an outcast.

Biggest Bro in Sports? 

Gonna have to give it to Gronk. This was obvious, though, wasn’t it? Every picture of Rob Gronkowski contains copious amounts of liquor, and if it’s not liquor, it’s pornstars. He’s like the quintessential frat boy…no regard for personal safety, can often be found dancing like an animal, and parties like it’s his job. Best of all is that he gives not one fuck about what people think, and I respect that.  If you’re reading this, hit me up fam.

Biggest Bro in Hollywood? 

This is so hard to answer. I’m torn between Mark Wahlberg and Leonardo DiCaprio, but the biggest bro has to be Leo. He’s always surrounded by supermodels on a yacht somewhere, slammin’ back bottles of champagne that cost more than my tuition, steady rockin’ the dad bod the whole time and literally EVERYONE loves him. (Except for the Academy, but the past is the past.) He’s such a man’s man and arguably the best actor of our time, and let’s face it, if you can lay naked in the body cavity of a dead horse you deserve the title of Biggest Bro in Hollywood.

What’s the best Tinder icebreaker you’ve ever received? 

I’m not on Tinder! I think it’s super creepy and should be shut down by the CDC because it’s basically a breeding ground for herpes. I’m not judging you if you’re on Tinder, I’m just saying maybe you’re a lesser person…kiddddding. No judgement, I’m just not really into online dating. I think it’s creepy and an inaccurate representation of how people are in real life, and maybe I watched too many Dateline specials growing up but I think meeting people online is too dangerous. Also, pickup lines creep me out. Don’t talk to us like we’re objects, guys! Just introduce yourselves. If you wanna throw in there that you think I’m cute, I won’t hate it. Just be real and genuine with me.

What’s the first thing you want a Bro to do when you bring him home to meet Mom? 

Anyone who knows my mother is aware of the fact that she is the epitome of the crazy dog lady. She had oil paintings of them done and they are currently adorning my living room wall, and she even printed out fake service animal cards so she can bring them when she goes shopping. That being said, pet and compliment my pets as soon as you see them. You can pretty much light me on fire from that point and she’d be like, “Wow Zoë, I really like that boy, he’s SO sweet”. Be outgoing, also. I come from a family of big personalities, so if you’re getting into the conversation and being yourself, you’ll fit right in.

Dream date? 

I’ve never been into super lavish dates. Honestly, I feel uncomfortable on dates. My thought process is like, “oh no he’s spending so much money on me and I feel bad so I guess I’ll order this salad because it’s cheap, but salads suck, and now I’m afraid I’m going to have a wad of lettuce stuck in my teeth and nobody wants to kiss lettuce tooth girl”. Don’t even get me started on when the check comes. I’m having heart palpitations just thinking about that dreaded moment. Dates are awkward enough as it is without adding more pressure on either of you. Maybe that’s just my neurotic thought process, though, but realistically, I’d prefer something lowkey as opposed to the typical “dream date”. I really think it’s easier to get to know someone in a relaxed environment, and at the end of the day, that’s what dates are about. I do love food so I’m all about getting takeout and just hanging out, talking, and watching movies. I’m a huge movie buff and I think a person’s movie choice says a lot about them, so I like when the guy picks so I can get a feel for what they’re into. That being said, when I do pick, the choice is always between The Departed, Blow, and Good Will Hunting for reasons that I shouldn’t even have to explain. I feel like I just described a glorified version of Netflix and chill but make of that what you will…also never underestimate the power of the goodnight kiss and follow up text. Girls like knowing you’re thinking about them, and if you’re texting me it alleviates the stress of me wondering whether or not you had fun or if I’m just an awkward mess that’s going to die alone with eleven French Bulldogs.

Follow along tomorrow here…

Just look at that shit-eating grin.

Actor Dennis Quaid is 62-years-old, has been married three times, most famously to actress Meg Ryan, and just filed for divorce in June from a woman 17 years younger than him.

So the fact that he’s decided “fuck it” I am going to go out and date a model literally less than half his age, 30, and have the time of his life is totally cool with me. He’s earned it.

Her name is Santa Auzina and based on her Instagram account she is madly in love with his rich old ass dropping hashtags like #soulmate, #mylove and #spiritual all over the place.

Yeah, she’s got it good and she knows it. And judging by the looks of some of the pics she shares Quaid has it pretty freaking good too.

Check it…

Yesterday one of our favorite models Emily Ratajkowski shared a rather special photo of herself from the back rocking quite the bikini wedgie.

That would be one of the reasons that Emily Ratajkowski is one of our favorite models.

Oh yeah, here’s that photo and a couple of others that will help explain our undying love for her…

So imagine our surprise this morning while perusing Instagram we noticed that Ratajkowski had just posted another booty photo only this time it was sans thong. In fact, it was sans everything.

To whoever took this photo: (A) lucky bastard and (B) ZOOM, MAN, ZOOM! C’MON!

Here are a few more reasons why we’re such big fans because why not?

You guys remember JoJo, right? I’m joking. Of course you do. How could you not?

Between all of the hot Snapchat, Instagram and hot red carpet pics we’ve shared of her there’s no way you can’t remember her.

It’s been a long time since she first became famous for her roles in films Aquamarine and RV, but now she’s 25, a pop singer, and apparently has her own concert tour where she does things like strip out of her top showing off her sexy bra.

That looks like a really good show.

You know what else is good? JoJo on Instagram…

H/T Unilad

Doesn’t matter what line of work you’re in, the first day at a new job is always a little nerve-wracking. There are co-worker personalities and egos you need to learn. There’s learning a “new way of working” at a different establishment. And there’s always a mountain of paperwork you need to fill out regarding the terms and conditions of your employment.

The first day on the job is no different for porn stars who get paid to bang on camera. In this week’s edition of Ask A Porn Star, porn stars Cadence Lux, Trillium, Lily Ivy, Chad Alva, and August Ames talk about their first day on set. They were cool with the sex. But doing it while other people watched? That took some getting used to.

The best story is easily the one from Michael Vegas, who tells the story about a sex scene at a USC frat party. He got a chemical burn on his penis then an aggressive frat bro kept screaming at him while he was in the middle of a professional sex scene with a fellow female porn star. I won’t spoil the end.

I’m just disappointed no one offered this line:

“I filled out a 1099, signed a couple of consent/image release forms, gave it all to HR, then I got blasted in the face with a five-roper moneyshot from Peter North!”

What a career these sex workers have.

[H/T: FHM]

Samii Ryan

Every day dozens upon dozens of gorgeous women share sexy pictures to their Instagram accounts. Some are models, some are actresses, some are fitness gurus and some just do it because they want to show how hot they are. There are literally so many of them that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on them all.

That’s where we come in to save the day. We track over 1,000 of these beautiful ladies on Instagram every day just for you. Here are the sexiest pictures we saw them share today.

Ebonee Davis

Kelly Gale

Natasha Dominguez

Kate Compton

Samantha Knezel

Alessandra Sironi

Livia Gullo

Brittny Ward

Chantel Zales

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Kate Compton

Skylar Westcott

Jenna Jenovich

Hailey Baldwin

April Cheryse

Emily Ratajkowski

Rali Ivanova

Mabelynn Capeluj

Tina Louise

Cassandra Dawn

Mercedes Terrell

Brooke Nash

Emma Rose

Claudia Stevens

Chanel Christian Gray

Sharon Pieksma

Devin Brugman

Sara Underwood

Jaclyn Swedberg

Hope Beel

Alessandra Sironi

Bryana Holly

Jessie Renae Soto

Lauren York

Sarah Harris

Natalie Jayne Roser

Julia Gilas

Kelly Brannigan

Jimena Sanchez

Khloë Terae

Sierra Skye

Jesse Jane

Summer Daniels

Michelle Scott

Stefanie Knight

Kate Dros

Terann Hilow

Anastasia Skyline

Jessica Cribbon

You’re not here to read, so let me fill the column inches I need to fill with a favorite comment someone left on my post last week of Kim Kardashian twerking her booty in the water like a goddamn distressed sea creature.

“Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There’s shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That, that’s about it.” -Bubba

BUY IT NOW: Bubba Gump Shrimp Co distressed party hat for $17.99

You’re only here for pics. I get it. I wouldn’t read anything in a blog post like this either, even if it was on some dump gossip site like People or US Weekly or TMZ or something. Visuals > words. So say no more. In case you wanted to see Kylie Jenner’s rumored boob job, here you go:

[H/T: Elite Daily]

“Friday” one hit wonder Rebecca Black is BACK with a new single called “The Great Divide,” and although the track isn’t anywhere near as good as “Friday” (let’s be real, NOTHING even comes close to scratching “Friday”) it’s not as if that even matters. Why doesn’t it matter, you ask?

It doesn’t matter because we’re not here to listen to music, we’re here to peep Ms. Black!

It’s been five years since “Friday” hit the Internet, and Rebecca is now 19 – which means we’re now legally able to say she’s hot and post photos of her. Isn’t life swell?

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Back in the day I thought Elizabeth Hurley was just about the sexiest woman on the planet. Her combination of looks and ultra-sexy accent were just too hot.

Now, at age 51, Hurley appears to be somehow aging in reverse as she’s still got a killer body and I still have a major crush on her. (She must be on the Christie Brinkley plan for never aging.)

Hell, she looks so damn good at 51 she’s like “fuck it” I’ll just be the model for my own line of swimwear. Smart move.

And before you go saying that these pics have been digitally altered (because of course they have), they haven’t been altered too much based on what you will see below…

Yep, DEFINITELY still got it.

Via Yanet Garcia Instagram

Tantalizing Yanet Garcia is known around the world as the “Sexiest Weather Girl.”

Her most celebrated feature might be her jaw-droppingly titillating curves.

However, the fantastic Yanet had to put in the work to get her astounding body.

The tantalizing Yanet posted an incredible transformation photo on her Instagram.

For those of you who don’t speak the Espanol or don’t have access to Google Translate, here’s what she said:

“8 years ago I decided to go to a gym because he was very thin and wanted to look my best version, has still not easy but it was worth it, to see this picture of me before and after motivates me to keep working hard every day.”

The curvy Yanet is almost unrecognizable in that pic from eight years ago.

Yanet, your hard work is paying off big time, keep on keeping on.

I still don’t get why Minka Kelly hasn’t been a regular in either movies or on some TV show since Friday Night Lights ended so many years ago.

Is it because she doesn’t want to work or is there some Hollywood conspiracy holding her back?

I mean, I really want to know because I would watch the shit out of a show if she starred in it. Hell, I even tried to watch that Charlie’s Angels reboot abomination awhile back because she was in it.

Take a look at this GIF/video that she just shared to her Instagram account and tell me you don’t want her on your television set on a regular basis…

Minka really needs her own show. She even has hot friends like Mandy Moore who hang out with her in bikinis…

Hell, Moore hasn’t been doing anything lately either. Someone needs to create a buddy show for these two to star in together. I’d watch the crap out of that.

I’m right there with you, Minka, right there with you.

“No aquarium, no tank in a marine land, however spacious it may be, can begin to duplicate the conditions of the sea. And no dolphin who inhabits one of those aquariums or one of those marine lands can be considered normal.”

— Jacques Yves Cousteau, Oceanographer

…… as previously reported ……

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Demi Lovato has fast become one of my favorite women in the world. She’s got a cool DGAF attitude and seems pretty straightforward about everything.

She’s also quite fond of doing things like being naked and showing off her butt on Snapchat.

Those are obviously a couple more of the reasons why I have become such a big fan of hers.

Speaking of which, oh look, she did it again today!

Demi Lovato, Snapchat

Cool, huh?

Here’s a little more proof that (A) Demi Lovato likes showing off her butt and (B) she looks damn fine in a bikini…

Damn right.

Leanna Decker

Every day dozens upon dozens of gorgeous women share sexy pictures to their Instagram accounts. Some are models, some are actresses, some are fitness gurus and some just do it because they want to show how hot they are. There are literally so many of them that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on them all.

That’s where we come in to save the day. We track over 1,000 of these beautiful ladies on Instagram every day just for you. Here are the sexiest pictures we saw them share today.

Rosanna Córdoba

Gemma Lee Farrell

Rachel Mortenson

Brittney Palmer

Arianny Celeste

Stefanie Knight

Kate Compton

C.J. Sparxx

Natalie Gauvreau

Júlia Pereira

Yuliya Lasmovich

Nina Agdal

Carrie Minter

Nikki Blackketter

Brooke Burke-Charvet

Nazanin Mandi

Helga Lovekaty

Faith Irving

Julia Gilas

Josephine Skriver

Elizabeth Audrey

Carla Sonre

Elizabeth Smith

Summer Rae

Rosanna Arkle

Lucy Miller

Ana Cheri

Eva Marie

Bryana Holly

Carmella Rose

Laci Kay Somers

Natalie Jayne Roser

Annelise Marie

Jena Frumès

Daniela Lopez Osorio

Kindly Myers

Lana Ashleigh

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Rhian Sugden

Keila Crounse

Constance Nunes

Lindsey Pelas

Kyra Santoro

Abby Parece

Lyna Perez

Franciele Medeiros

Anne V

Samii Ryan

Jesse Jane

Yesterday, a pic of Taylor Swift walking around New York City looking hot made the rounds on the Internet and many people noticed that Tay Tay’s boobs looked larger than normal.

Let’s check out a picture of Taylor from about a year ago and it does indeed look like her boobs got bigger.

Seriously, forget about her boobs. What about this creeper dude standing behind her? I want to know more about him.

Did you ever go to a job fair? It’s pretty intimidating. Not only are you nervous to talk to your potential employers, but you see your competition. And well, sometimes you don’t stack up. Talented ladies from all over Illinois showed up at a job fair this week. But instead of a crisp resume and a freshly pressed suit, these job seekers brought their finest and more durable thong and their best neck-breaking striptease moves.

The V Live Chicago strip club opens next week and they held a casting call to find the best talent that the Windy City had to offer. There are 160 positions to be filled, but an insane 1,300 able-bodied young females showed up to strut their stuff.

There was some impressive talent that showed up for the casting call including a double booty bounce and a woman who walked on her shoulders.

The V Live Job Fair > The Job Fairs That I Go To

As crazy as 1,300 strippers showing up for an audition sounds, it is actually less than the casting call at the V Live strip club in Atlanta. When T.I. showed up to judge the talent they had 1,600 show up two months ago.

I’m going to the wrong job fairs.

Actress Bella Thorne has been crushing it this Summer with her series of sexy Snapchat videos. Last night, Thorne continued her social media dominance with this Snap of her bouncing up and down while wearing some skimpy lingerie.

So yeah you should probably be following Bella Thorne on Snapchat: BellaThorneDAB.

A little swim before lunch

A photo posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Oct 17, 2015 at 3:06pm PDT

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The Cleveland Browns season hasn’t started yet but safety Jordan Poyer is already winning.

Poyer’s girlfriend, the smoking hot Rachel Bush, posted this picture of the Brown’s safety using her butt as a pillow and he looked pretty damn comfortable.

Relationship goals.

Scroll down for more pics of Ms. Bush.