Oh Ren. Where have you gone, my lost lover? You were just one tier below the Topanga Lawrence’s and Kelly Kapowski’s on my childhood crush list. You were strong but fair with the pesky Louis Stevens and I admired that about you. Sure, the braces were a little distracting, but in my view, that wasn’t a flaw, just an endearing idiosyncrasy. Although we’ve taken different paths in life, thank you for being a formative force in shaping my sexuality.

Here you are, at 31-years of age, rocking the shit out of some lingerie. Give me a call if your happy marriage turns south. I’m sure I’ll still be cold and alone.

Brendan Rooney

Babe.

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Babe.

Tonight at the VMAs Kanye West premiered his new video for “Fade”. The video features Teyana Taylor dancing around and humping the floor in a thong, her fiance NBA star Iman Shumpert, and sheep. It’s fucking weird.

Wtf Kanye

Tonight’s VMAs have been pretty boring but then Beyonce and her booty made an appearance.

Watch as Queen Bey twerks on stage during her performance of “Lemonade” at the VMAs

Damn Bey.

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Mariah Carey may be engaged to Australian billionaire James Packer, but that doesn’t mean she’s been letting herself go. Quite the contrary.

In fact, a few years ago had you said the name “Mariah Carey” I would have wrinkled my face with a case of “we can come up with someone hotter, yeah?”

Yet here we are, 2016 and Mariah is looking DAMN good:

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Way back in October of 2012, which is like 150 years in internet time, I brought to our readers’ attention a woman I called “One to Watch” named Natalie Eva Marie.

In fact, this is exactly what I said…

The kids over at Rukus magazine have done it again, folks. They’re found a sexy model who looks great in a bikini. Meet Natalie Eva Marie. Natalie is from Concord, California. Of course she’s from California. She’s of Mexican and Italian descent. Good combination. She’s the youngest of four kids and the only girl so she knows how to play rough. And she got into modeling after trying out at an open call for Affliction Clothing. Those reasons, and these photos, are why we think that Natalie Eva Marie is definitely one to watch.

Eva Marie wasn’t “All Red Everything” back then, her catchphrase these days. In fact she wasn’t all red anything at the time. What she was back then, as she is today, was smoking hot.

Little did I know that in just a few short months this woman, henceforth known to the world as Eva Marie, would go on to sign a contract with WWE and make her main roster debut in July of 2013.

Guess I was right when I said “she knows how to play rough.”

I was also right when I said she was “One to Watch” because, damn, have you seen some of the photos and videos we’ve shared of this woman? If not, get to clicking these links and checking out this photo shoot she just did.

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Emily Ratajkowski has been on a hot streak. Last week she gave us THAT scintillating bathtub photo, and this week she’s sharing even more snaps of exactly what we want: bikini photos.

What more could you ask for? Money? Fame? Nah, fuck all that weak shit and get onboard the Ratajkowski Bikini Party Bus, no cover charge until midnight!

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I only refer to Cassie Ventura as Diddy’s girl now because ever since I became infatuated with her back in the mid-2000s I haven’t seen nor heard much out of her at all other than the fact that she’s been with Diddy. She used to be a music star in her own right, but…what has she done for us lately?

We did a #TBT on her back in January because that’s what she’s become at age 30. A throwback.

I also did a “Remember?” post on her sharing some of her hottest Instagram pics, because, again, “Remember her, she was REALLY hot?”

Well, she finally made a very rare public appearance at the MTV VMAs and goddamn it, she’s still really freaking hot.

She also REALLY knows how to dress.

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Someone needs to get her back in the studio so we can get some new music videos out of this woman. I’d watch the ever-loving shit out of those.

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In case you missed it, Sunday night during the 2016 MTV VMAs Ariana Grande performed her song “Side To Side” with Nicki Minaj.

It was a fine song and their performance was pretty good I suppose. However, really all anyone could talk about afterwards was the fact that it ended with two male dancers simulating oral sex on them.

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Wacky, huh? Anyway, back to my original point here. Ariana Grande decided that after her performance and the show was over that she’d hit up an after-party as one does. What she DIDN’T do when she attended that after-party was put on a shirt. I like it.

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I guess it makes sense that Ariana Grande decided to not wear a shirt to the MTV VMAs after-party. After all, as you’ve seen, that’s how she was dressed DURING the show so might as well just keep the theme rolling, right?

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Heck, maybe she’s just done wearing shirts altogether now. If so, I for one applaud her decision.

I’m not entirely sure who French Montana is. All I know is that he used to date Khloe Kardashian and now he’s rumored to be banging Iggy Azalea which seems to be a pretty significant upgrade.

Over the weekend, French was filmed using Iggy Azalea’s booty as a pillow and he looked pretty damn comfortable do so.

Whoever this dude is he can’t be worse than Nick Young.

Scroll down for more Iggy Azalea booty pics.

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Every day dozens upon dozens of gorgeous women share sexy pictures to their Instagram accounts. Some are models, some are actresses, some are fitness gurus and some just do it because they want to show how hot they are. There are literally so many of them that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on them all.

That’s where we come in to save the day. We track over 1,000 of these beautiful ladies on Instagram every day just for you. Here are the sexiest pictures we saw them share today.

Sara Underwood

Samii Ryan

Anastasia Kvitko

Tiffany Toth

Anella Miller

Savannah Kreisman

Jessica Cribbon

Julia Lescova

Jacquelyn Jablonski

Anhie Win

Mia Kang

Cynthia Chavez

April Summers

Kindly Myers

Claudia Sampedro

Nina Serebrova

Monica Sims

Dilya Diaz

Alyssa Arce

Emma Rose

Brooke Nash and Oceana Strachan

Michelle Bagarra

Jami-Lee Boyle

Kate Compton

Amy Markham

Irina Voronina

Danielly Silva

Lucy Miller

Cambria Joy

Brittny Ward

Mabelynn Capeluj

Marie Madoré

Rosanna Arkle

Joy Corrigan

Cora Keegan

Sarah Harris

Jena Frumès

Patience Silva

Devyn Noell Adair

Ana Cheri

Rachelle Goulding

Emma Glover

Phoenix Skye

Sophia Miacova

Allie DeBerry

Jesse Jane and Riley Steele

Leanna Decker

Elizabeth Smith

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Marie Madoré has almost 700,000 followers on Instagram and another 70,000 more on Facebook. Playboy took notice and brought her in for this shoot, which showed off her affinity for the Los Angeles Kings and lingerie.

Maybe once the former Stanley Cup Champions from the city of Angels get around to seeing this video and Madore’s best Instagram pics, they’ll give her a tryout with the Ice Crew. Marie already tried out for the Dallas Mavericks dance team and loves to bust moves among other things.

The Cambodian, Vietnamese, and Chinese model was “Miss Hot Import Nights” (HIN) Dallas in 2014 and a semifinalist in Maxim‘s 2014 Hometown Hotties contest. As you can see from her portfolio, Marie’s got no issues with eating bad food or getting her drink on. Her In-N-Out Burger shots got everyone craving more in and also out.

Check out her most eye-catching IG images below…

This quick and hard-hitting video from Sports Illustrated features SI swimsuit models Kate Bock, Samantha Hoopes, Kelly Rohrbach, Tanya Mityushina and Robyn Lawley melting faces on the island of Malta.

If you skipped geography, Malta’s a country east of Tunisia, north of Libya, south of Italy, and west of Greece. Just about smack dab in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea. Apparently, the chunk of real estate also causes incredibly attractive females to shed their clothing and swim apparel. Could be temperature-related. Could be they’re literally in heat. All I know is flight and hotel prices just skyrocketed.

Blazes, ladies. Just a real solid effort all around.

Last we saw 2013 SI Swimsuit Rookie of The Year Kate Bock, she was partying with Kevin Love after the Cavs won the NBA Finals.

Samantha Hoppes has been dominating flip cup and doing her best impression of Pamela Anderson on Baywatch. Meanwhile, fellow swimsuit model Kelly Rohrbach will actually be in the Baywatch reboot and has a nasty habit of clobbering golf balls.

Australian DJ Robyn Lawley became a SI Swimsuit Rookie in 2015 and Tanya? Tanya’s a Russian model who made her debut in this year’s swimsuit issue and has demonstrated how Victoria’s Secret undergarments should be worn.

Since we at BroBible haven’t really hyped Tanya, here’s a sample of her work…

Man, it’s been 23 years since Danica McKellar last appeared on The Wonder Years. I can’t believe that it’s been that long!

That’s pretty mind-blowing to those of us that remember her from that show and to those that have no freaking clue who she is, well, sucks for you.

However, it doesn’t TOTALLY suck for you, because as you may have noticed in that headline up there, Danica McKellar, now 41-years-old, can still bring it strong in a bikini when she chooses to do so.

Some of you probably only know her because she was on Dancing With The Stars or maybe because your kids have seen her on Project Mc2.

I guess she’s some kind of brainiac now. She’s written four books on math targeting adolescent readers and even had a paper published in the Journal of Physics.

I have to say, no one that smart should be allowed to look as good as she does in a bikini. It’s just not fair… to anyone. I’ll still look though… and so will you.

Hey, remember that time she made out with Avril Lavigne? Yeah, this’ll teach you to scroll all the way to bottom from now on.

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I don’t know how many pounds of child flesh Elizabeth Hurley had to eat to keep herself looking like a youthful goddess into her 50’s, but judging from her newest bikini photos it had to have been at least half of kids currently listed in the missing child database.

Seriously – look at your average chick in her 50’s, then look at Elizabeth Hurley. Then, look at your average chick in her 20’s, and then back to Elizabeth Hurley.

I’m not embarrassed to admit that Hurley looks better than I do and/or ever will:

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Every day dozens upon dozens of gorgeous women share sexy pictures to their Instagram accounts. Some are models, some are actresses, some are fitness gurus and some just do it because they want to show how hot they are. There are literally so many of them that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on them all.

That’s where we come in to save the day. We track over 1,000 of these beautiful ladies on Instagram every day just for you. Here are the sexiest pictures we saw them share today.

Daphne Joy

Leanna Decker

Bryana Holly

Anna-Christina Schwartz

Katie Kearney

Victoria Barbara

Sharon Pieksma

Samii Ryan

Katya Elise Henry

Cassandra Dawn

Nikki Bella

Elizabeth Hurley

Susanna Canzian

Tina Louise

Kristina Basham

Eva Lutz

Cristina Pilo

Luisa Herrera

Kelly Santos

Kelly Gale

Cassie

Eva Marie

Pia Muehlenbeck

Yanet Garcia

Rachel Cook

Anhie Win

Sabrina Nichole

Rosanna Arkle

Elizabeth Turner

Devon Windsor

Melody Le

Devin Brugman

Melissa Riso

Jessa Hinton

Valeria Orsini

Rocky Barnes

CJ Gibson

Arianny Celeste

Kylie Jenner

Alyssa Barbara

Christy Mack

Emily Ratajkowski

Elena Belle

Eva Lutz

Helga Lovekaty

Tiffany Keller

Jaclyn Swedberg

Lyna Perez

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Mark your calendars because we are very close to #FreePornDay!!! That’s right, come September 8, it is Free Porn Day!

I know exactly what you’re going to say, “But I already have access to yottabytes of free porn, in fact, I’m watching free porn in another open window on my computer while I read this.” To that I retort, this Free Porn Day will make premium porn that usually costs money available to you at no cost.

This is going down on freeporndayDOTcom (Site is currently not NSFW, but very, very, very close. Plus you shouldn’t really visit a site that has the word “porn” in the URL if you are at your marketing job).

Some of the world’s most sexiest adult sites at participating in Free Porn Day. Some of the headliners include Hot Movies, All Girl Massage (The best kind of massage), Videobox, MetArt (I did some research, and I was shocked to discover that not one Rembrandt or Van Gogh was on the site), Burning Angel, Nubile Films, Teacher Fucks Teens (Sounds like the homepage of BroBible), Anal Acrobats (I love Cirque du Soleil, so I guess I’ll enjoy this), Evil Angel, and Vivid.

“There’s a lot of content and user experience that’s a lot better,” Evil Angel chief financial officer Adam Grayson said. “Let’s have them take the Pepsi Challenge and maybe they decide it is worth a couple bucks a month.” I don’t usually jack off to midget porno while I take the Pepsi Challenge, but I get the gist.

#FreePornDay will have more fuck flicks than you can shake your stick at and will offer more than 1 million videos and 30 million–plus hours of content.

So make sure you mark your calendars that September 8 is #FreePornDay!

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Remember back in March when Halle Berry finally joined Instagram with a topless pic? Sadly, her back was turned, but still, that was a pretty cool day.

Well, it’s been what, almost five months to the day, and Berry – arguably the hottest 50-year-old woman on the planet, and definitely a top five MILF – finally dropped her second sexy bikini picture. Looks like she is starting to figure out how Instagram really works now.

Berry has actually been pretty active considering her late start having already posted over 100 photos.

Here are some of the other highlights of her first five months on the ‘Gram, including that other hot bikini picture as well as a video of her swimming topless (with her back to us yet again, sorry).

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Leonardo DiCaprio is probably the Bro King of Bro Kings. Sure, a case could be made for Gronk, but he seems to have settled down with one woman at least for the time being. DiCaprio, on the other hand, at age 41 is showing no signs of slowing down as the latest object of his affection is none other than Nina freaking Agdal.

Based on his track record with dating literally the hottest models and actresses in the world, I always just assumed that all Leo has to do is snap his fingers and BOOM, he gets whoever he wants.

However, my world was shattered this morning when I read this about sexy swimsuit model Jaimie Sullivan from the National Enquirer…

“Leonardo DiCaprio is always cheesy,” Sports Illustrated model Jaimie Sullivan told [The National Enquirer]. “He’s always at the club. You are like, ‘Aren’t you a little too old to be here when you have gone through most of the girls already?”

“He’s not my type,” she added. “I like tall guys. I have to be physically attracted to the guy. He’s got a dad bod. He’s got some cushion for the pushin.'”

I think I might need a few minutes here. Because if she’s being truthful then I literally do not know what to believe in anymore.

While I try to compose myself, here’s a buttload of sexy photos of Jaimie Sullivan to help soften the blow…

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Unless you didn’t get out of bed yesterday you surely heard about the day-long standoff between Chris Brown and the LAPD over his allegedly pointing a gun at a woman.

Ho-hum, right? Just another day in the life of Chris Brown, right?

Well… here’s where the story gets even more interesting.

The person who Brown allegedly pointed the gun at is a woman named Baylee Curran and she’s got quite the past.

According to TMZ, Curran was crowned Miss California Regional 2016, but she lost that title because someone sent nude photos of her to the pageant director and they revoked her title after just two months.

The director told her she’d give her another chance, but we’re told Baylee repeatedly screwed up and deceived them. She would fail to show for community functions … while photographers were tagging photos of her frolicking on a boat. She was also MIA for events … choosing various photo shoots instead.

The director had enough 2 months into her reign, and told Baylee she was stripping her of her crown, but Baylee shot back, “You’re the director. You can make or bend the rules. I’m keeping the crown and we can move on.”

She still hasn’t returned the crown.

But wait! There’s more!

Curran is also wanted in connection with a grand larceny case.

The New York Police department confirmed to PEOPLE that Curran is wanted in connection with a 2013 grand larceny incident at the famous New York City Plaza hotel.

Curran was vacationing at The Plaza with two friends when they got into an argument. Curran fled with one of the women, who had stolen a wallet filled with credit cards and $1,000 in cash from their other friend.

While there’s no warrant out for Curran, she can be taken in for questioning by police if she’s seen in New York City.

Baylee Curran is quite the busy little beaver, isn’t she?

She’s also got quite the Instagram account where she has shared a wide assortment of very sexy photos. However, if you want some REAL entertainment be sure to check out the comments on her pics because #TeamBreezy is blowing them up with saying all sorts of HORRIBLE things. Good times.

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Every day dozens upon dozens of gorgeous women share sexy pictures to their Instagram accounts. Some are models, some are actresses, some are fitness gurus and some just do it because they want to show how hot they are. There are literally so many of them that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on them all.

That’s where we come in to save the day. We track over 1,000 of these beautiful ladies on Instagram every day just for you. Here are the sexiest pictures we saw them share today.

Doutzen Kroes

Bridget Blonde

Lindsey Pelas

Susanna Canzian

Rainey Qualley

Marie Madoré

Luisa Herrera

Kyra Santoro

April Scott

Tatiania Eriksen

Tina Louise

Helga Lovekaty

Júlia Pereira

Alli Martinez

Anllela Sagra

Anastasia Ashley

Josephine Skriver

Hilary Rhoda

Elizabeth Audrey

Gemma Lee Farrell

Madeline Grace Peterson

Renee Somerfield

Haley Jade Poston

Colleen Shannon

Beth Williams

CJ Perry

Josephine Skriver

Elizabeth Loaiza Junca

Pia Muehlenbeck

Cindy Prado

Kennedy Summers

Claudia Sampedro

Emma

Livia Gullo

Julia Lescova

Alexandra Rodriguez

Emily Sears

Hope Beel

Karolina Witkowska

Anna Nyström

Brooke Evers

Alice Goodwin

Fergie

Arianny Celeste

April Scott

Hailey Baldwin

Eva Marie

Anella Miller

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