Back in October, our very own Paul Sacca introduced us to the very sexy Antje Utjgaard and dubbed her the next Kate Upton.
Since then miss Utgaard has dominated the social media game and is now a must-follow on Snapchat with insanely sexy videos of her amazing cleavage bouncing up and down in slow motion.
Seriously, you should be following “antje20” on Snapchat if you’re not already.
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I love Christina Milian. Always have. From way back when she released her debut album at age 19 to today, 15 years later at age 34, she’s always been one of my favorite ladies.
The fact that she disappeared for awhile and has come back hotter than ever has only fueled that fire. I mean look at this woman in a bikini, bros. That’s good stuff right there.
Almost makes me want to watch that TV show she’s on with John Stamos. What’s it called again? Oh yeah, Grandfathered. Ah shit, it got cancelled. Oh well. More bikini time for Christina.
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Ariel Winter is the one girl that no Bro can refuse. Not only is she already super successful at the young age of 18 with a starring role on Modern Family, but come her 18th birthday she immediately started sharing bikini photos and other “busty” pics on Instagram, AKA pandering directly to her audience. If that’s not self-awareness in the entertainment industry, I don’t know what is.
But if you haven’t been convinced that Ariel is truly a rarity in Hollywood, check out her latest Instagram post:
Yep, girl will be attending UCLA as part of the class of 2020 in the fall, a feat that most celebs can’t attest to. So if you’re an incoming freshman at UCLA, get pumped for the possibility (albeit small one) that you could be sharing a class with Ariel Winter…or hell, maybe you’ll even run into her at a frat party. Who knows? The potential possibilities are endless. But make sure not to mess with her, as her response to the people who hated on her breast reduction surgery was fucking epic:
I love women. I believe that if women were not around to ground us neanderthals, every one of us dudes would all be in a giant field drinking Four Locos, beating our chests, and helicoptering our dicks. Two out of the three I’m down for, but I’m admittedly not a Four Loko guy.
With that said, my biggest fear is bringing a girl into this world and trying to nurture to her innate sensibilities while teaching her right from wrong. Because in 2016, young girls are being taught to embrace their bodies while at the same time reality ‘stars’ like Farrah Abraham and the Kardashian klan are using their God-given bodies as a light suggestion. Oh you don’t like your tits? Pump ’em with plastic. Your ass doesn’t look like a giant peach? Stuff those cheeks with plastic. Lips thinner than Tara Reid’s wrists? See answers to questions 1 and 2. Oh ya, and hunny, don’t forget to have sex with a man on camera. I’ll pick you up at 3 from school!
The 25-year-old Farrah Abraham looks to have fully embraced the whole plastic surgery life. If you’re scoring at home, the young mother has had THREE boob jobs, lip injections that went horribly, and now it seems she locked down those butt implants that she so desperately needed.
This is a picture was taken in June of 2013 when Farrah was 22.
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Farrah looks like she went 22 years of skipping squat day, no?
Well, it’s amazing what three shorts years and a shot of silicon can do to a booty.
Admittedly, the doctor did some nice work. What confuses me is why she’s grabbing a pool float in this pic. She’s so full of plastic I’m pretty sure she’ll float like a buoy. Who am I to speculate?
P.S. It’s only a matter of time before Farrah is resting her chin on these knockers.
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T.I. is opening up a new strip club in Atlanta, because the city obviously needs it, so he held auditions to fill 100 stripper positions a few days ago.
Filling those positions turned out to be probably even easier than he had hoped as a whopping 1,600 women showed up to attempt to land a position with the club.
According to TMZ…
The rapper and his partner, Damon Cobbs, are launching a V Live in Atlanta later this month, so they held a job fair — of sorts — a few days ago. Recruiters were looking at several criteria beyond dancing skills.
We’re told a well-rounded butt, toned body and tight abs put most candidates over the top, and of course … great personality was a must.
The applicants are also shown having to sign insurance waivers because as one man in the video puts it, if they take a tumble while performing “that’s their ass” not T.I.’s.
That would be a “well-rounded” ass too if they want to land one of the jobs apparently.
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A former Miss Missouri in 2012, Katie Kearney may have just become my favorite new follow on Instagram, so OF COURSE I wanted to show her off to you bros.
In addition to being a smoking hot blonde, Katie was an honor student at Saint Louis University—which is absolutely no small task—and looks as if she knows how to smoke a golf ball off a tee with the best of them.
Playing around a golf with Katie would be awesome, distracting and a little humiliating—girl has a swing on her!
Remember the Jersey Shore days, bros? Those were simpler times. Times when we could black out and puke down our chins and take comfort in the fact that there were six people out there who are bigger first-class fuck ups than us.
If you told me back in 2009 that by 2016, the world would lose Paul Walker, Jett Jackson, and Robin Williams while every member of the Jersey Shore still had a pulse, I’d tell you that your prediction is extremely specific and while slowly backing away I’d ask if you were planning on killing Paul, Jett, and Robin.
But I’m glad that the entire cast has assimilated quite nicely into society. And I literally have no basis for that statement besides the fact that I haven’t seen any headlines like ‘The Situation Arrested After Assaulting Handicapped Child’ or ‘Sammi Sweetheart Midget Gang Bang Video Leaked’. No news is good news I guess.
After four years since the show’s last episode, maybe the most shocking news to me may be the evolution of JWoww’s face. She was my #1 pick and maybe the only girl on the show who I wouldn’t gauge my eyes after spending more than 30 seconds with. But the JWoww I once knew is gone, and has been replaced by a girl with no name. I understand a few years can change one’s look, but I honestly wouldn’t recognize her if I passed her on the street boardwalk.
Quick before and after.
I mean, I’m not complaining.
Am I grasping at straws here or is JWoww trying to avoid an arrest warrant from 2009 or something?
For awhile there I debated which UFC Octagon Girl was the sexiest. Not easy since there are so many good ones to choose from.
Is it Brittney Palmer, who has been with the UFC for years? She certainly makes a strong case.
Then again, at one point I thought it might be Kristie Pearson based on her solid bikini portfolio (the shower photo was especially nice).
But really, who was I kidding. We all know that the undisputed queen of the Octagon Girls is Arianny Celeste.
Her body…of work is simply unparalleled, something she proved once again this past weekend as she shot her latest calendar down in Puerto Rico.
Booty, booty, booty everywhere you look. This is going to be one really good calendar.
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Every day dozens upon dozens of gorgeous women share sexy pictures to their Instagram accounts. Some are models, some are actresses, some are fitness gurus and some just do it because they want to show how hot they are. There are literally so many of them that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on them all.
That’s where we come in to save the day. We track over 1,000 of these beautiful ladies on Instagram every day just for you. Here are the sexiest pictures we saw them share today.
Pia Muehlenbeck
Alli Martinez
Tina Louise
Nina Serebrova
Elle Evans
Cindy Prado
Camila Morrone
Leanna Bartlett
Christen Harper
Eva Marie
Genevieve Morton
Pashence Marie
Iryna Ivanova
Dessie Mitcheson
Anna-Christina Schwartz
Ellie Gonsalves
Jenna Jenovich
Mercedes Terrell
Pashence Marie
Abby Dowse
Nyta Chernova
Rosanna Arkle
Ana Cheri
Elena Belle
Kelly Brannigan
Kyra Santoro
Holly Wolf
Julia Lescova
Michelle Lewin
Brittny Ward
Farrah Abraham
Nikki Howard
Julianne
Amanda Lee
Pia Muehlenbeck
Tia Blanco
Scarlett Rose Leithold
Samantha Gradoville
Jocelyn Chew
Alana Blanchard
Gemma Lee Farrell
Bryana Holly
Natasha Oakley
Kourtney Reppert
Helga Lovekaty
Tika Camaj
Emma Rose
Larsa Pippen
Sara Underwood
Emily Ratajkowski, man. What more can be said? If a picture says 1,000 words, a GIF says 10,000. If glad the GIF does the talking for me because currently I am drooling into my lap trying to decipher at what point it becomes creepy to keep this playing on loop. More than 30, you say? Good thing I don’t play by your rules, bruh. The only rules I may abide are the terms and conditions of the restraining order Em Rata will hit me with if she ever reads the shit I write in posts about her.
But last time I checked, this is America and I’m free as fuck to creep on her Instagram at any time I damn well please. And that I’ll do. For the rest of the night. With my bedroom door locked. And Clay Aiken playing softly in the background.
Booty bonus pics for the bros!
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Nobody in Hollywood gets around as much as Leonardo DiCaprio does. Every time the dude steps out into the street he’s got a new model on his arm, and that’s precisely why it’s so intriguing that Leo’s actually gone back to his ex this time instead of moving on to the next new thing.
According to reports from PageSix, Leonardo DiCaprio and Nina Agdal are dating again, which is cool for him because she’s got the body of a Greek goddess and we love her. At the very least she’s the only one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s exes that let us film an interview with her while she wore a whipped cream bikini and that counts for something, right?
Leo DiCaprio was spotted looking close with yet another blond Victoria’s Secret model, Nina Agdal, 24, last weekend in Montauk.
The pair were seen at Goldberg’s Famous Bagels and at the Montauk Point Lighthouse.
Sources told us that DiCaprio and Agdal — who were first linked in 2014 — are dating again and spent a romantic weekend in the Hamptons.
We cover Nina Agdal pretty regularly here on BroBible but I know that you bros miss a lot of our articles because you get busy (you should download our free iOS app so you get your BroBible content on the go!). And since I know that you bros miss our Nina Agdal coverage from time to time I wanted to catch you up on what she’s been up to recently, starting with this sexy as hell video:
It doesn’t stop there, as you can scroll through out Nina Agdal archives to see more of the chick that Leonardo DiCaprio goes home to every night….
Game 5 of the NBA Finals was a tough one to swallow for Golden State Warriors fans, as they watched the Cleveland Cavs come in and snatch a second-straight championship celebration right from underneath their noses.
And while some fans took it tough, cameras caught one smokin’ hot blonde Dubs fan looking way too sad in the waning moments of the game.
Well, thanks to the Internet—and our good buddies at Busted Coverage—turns out the girl’s name is Claire Bogle, and, after checking out her Instagram, she really is a total babe.
The good thing for Claire? Even in the painful moment of defeat, she still looks fine!
This could very well be a post about all the remarkable things the Tiger Woods Foundation is doing for children all over the nation–countless scholarships, after-school programs, learning centers for kids that can’t read good and want to learn to do other things good too, but c’mon, if there’s one thing you should know about me its that my mind lives in the sewer. Even as a young boy, I genuinely believed that Joey Gladstone was fucking Becky while Uncle Jesse pursued a dead-end music career. It only made sense. Joey was perpetually unemployed and Jesse’s gigs at the Olive Garden would often run late. Doesn’t take a relationship therapist to make the connection that Joey was sticking his free-loading sausage in Becky while Tanner windexed the stove for the third time in 24 hours. Come on, Joey. Cut. It. Out.
Butttt, I digress. Point is, when I stumbled across this seemingly innocent picture of Tiger hanging out with Miss Virginia Latina 2016 at an event for his Foundation (I know you’re not going to click the link, it just makes me feel better about being a dickface), my mind immediately jumped to the same conclusion yours did. Like to think Tiger is completely reformed is lunacy to me. Some tight-assed stiffs in the media nailed him to a cross for being a serial cheater and to think he’s like ‘Oh ok, you guys are right, I’ll put my billion dollar dick away and stop banging girls who wouldn’t look in your direction’ is delusional. Everyone knows a Tiger doesn’t lose sleep over the opinion of sheep.
Look at him, he’s still got that eye of the Tiger.
Lets dive a little deeper into the life of Agatha Jazmin, Miss Virginia Latina 2016 and evidently a philanthropist.
It was just an innocent picture, Matt. Grow up and put your dick away.
Do you follow singer JoJo on Snapchat? Here are 15 reasons why you should, in case you’re behind the times. On Monday JoJo was hitting the gym for a strenuous workout session at Equinox. She Snapped a good portion of her workout on @iamjojo, but they have since disappeared due to Snapchats sands of time. The workout she shared is AGGRESSIVE, so why not share it with the masses, ya know?
Also, before we get to the Snaps, I just want to point out that JoJo listens to some super cool music. Kamasi Washington is as close as it gets to a music divinity-in-the-flesh in my book. I’m pretty excited to see him live at Central Park’s SummerStage this Saturday.
And now those snaps:
And another!
Never change, JoJo.
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As you may recall, Jose Canseco’s stunningly sexy daughter Josie Canseco is the June 2016 Playboy Playmate of the Month. (Remember when she wasn’t wearing any pants for the centerfold? Yeah. Good times.)
Well, being the smart people that they are, the fine folks over at Playboy decided that since they have cameras and they had Josie there already half-naked that they might as well go ahead and make a sexy video. Told you they were smart people.
Since Paulina Gretzky hasn’t been around much lately, I have to say that I think Josie has officially taken over the top spot as our favorite celebrity daughter right now. Keep up the good work, Josie.
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Today the largest adult video site in the world, Pornhub, has launched a new vertical of ‘Described Video’ for the visually impaired. This is part of the Pornhub Cares initiative, and it’s part of a larger campaign to understand not only how they can better serve the visually impaired but to also ensure that Pornhub content is accessible to everyone.
The ‘Described Video’ announcement from Pornhub came with a 100% SFW video as well as a press release, both of which you can see below:
Here’s that Pornhub Cares press release:
NEW YORK, N.Y. (June 15, 2016) – Pornhub, the premier online destination for adult entertainment, announced today the public launch of its Described Video category, which features audio descriptions of the site’s top performing videos geared toward the visually impaired. The inaugural collection of 50 enhanced-audio videos stems from the site’s top viewed straight, female-friendly, gay, bi and transsexual videos, and features voiceovers done by both professional voice actors as well as Pornhub Aria, Pornhubs’s social media personality.
“At Pornhub, it’s our goal to service all of our users’ needs, which begins with making content accessible to every individual. By integrating an audio-focused series, we can now ensure that we supply content specifically for those who are visually impaired,” said Corey Price, Vice President, Pornhub. “We encourage our users to check out our newest category and provide feedback based on their experience—with programs like this, we hope to open the door and inspire our community members, content partners and other platforms to create more content with the differently-abled user in mind.”
Essentially, the Described Video campaign seeks to help institute a larger dialogue within Pornhub’s community with regards to how the site can not only better serve the visually impaired, but to also understand how to make the site accessible to all. Each video includes special narration that has been tailored and crafted to give the user full enjoyment of the scene and includes descriptions of the models, their actions, position changes, outfits, and settings—the original audio remains intact but will act as an underscore to the scene.
Due to the nature of these videos being hardcore pornography I cannot link to them directly, but if you’re looking to find them yourself you can visit wwdotPornhubdotcom/described-video and you’ll find this new selection for the visually impaired. And feel free to share this news with anyone you know who might be into this!
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A couple of week ago Kim Kardashian shared a couple of photos, including one of her bare ass, and talked about a “secret project” she was working on.
The photographs were taken by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott and now we have a pretty good idea what that secret project is. It is a steamy new cover shoot for the “Love and Sex Maddness” issue of GQ.
As much as we loathe the Kardashians as humans there is no denying that Kim Kardashian has many of the qualities that we as men find attractive. So when she’s posing half-naked (or even fully naked) who are we not to look, right?
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And while those photos are pretty nice, and they are, I think this video they shot is even better. Check it out and try not to drool.
GQ says that they will be sharing more pics on their Instagram and Twitter today.
I wonder if any of them will be these?
Antje Utgaard, much like Charlotte McKinney, has often been referred to as “The Next Kate Upton.”
However, much as I say when it comes to McKinney, I think that Utgaard has her own trail to blaze. And blaze it she is a-doing. With over 400,000 Instagram followers it would appear that she’s getting along just fine on her own.
For instance, when spending some time at the Playboy Mansion recently she decided that she’d do a little dancing in her underwear and skinny dipping in the pool. Let’s see Kate Upton do that! (No, seriously, I’d like to see that.)
Among Antje Utgaard’s other interests that set her apart from the crowd are bouncing in slow-motion, posing wearing only a few well-placed leaves…
Wearing whatever this is…
Hanging out at the beach…
Making combination hand and armbras…
And all sorts of other fun things…
The Next Kate Upton? How about the First Antje Utgaard?
It looks cold as shit out there. Cold. As. Shit. So why the fuck is this chick in a bikini? Why is she playing baseball in a bikini? Bitch this ain’t the beach, go put some damn sweatpants on because you’re making my nips hard just looking at you (BECAUSE IT’S COLD, not because I’m a pervert).
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Guy: -500
Pants: 1,000
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As you are probably aware by now Orange Is The New Black returns to Netflix for season four this coming weekend.
And while we will most CERTAINLY miss seeing Ruby Rose this season, Mr. Skin is here to remind us that she hasn’t been the only good reason to binge-watch the always entertaining drama.
In fact, he went so far as to prove it by putting together his list of the top 10 nude scenes in the series’ three-year history.
Count them down with me, won’t you?
10. TAYLOR SCHILLING (Season 3, Episode 6): Schilling makes the best of her time in the slammer ogling her own naked bod as she gets out of the shower.
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9. LAVERNE COX (Season 1, Episode 3): Cox made a splash in the clink early on, donning a little white thong in the Litchfield bathroom.
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8. KIMIKO GLENN (Season 2, Episode 4): Glenn didn’t need to use any stamps when she let Natasha Lyonne go down on her in the prison chapel.
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7. MARIA DIZZIA (Season 2, Episode 3): Dizzia redefined the word MILF letting her perfect pair hang out after breastfeeding.
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6. TARYN MANNING (Season 3, Episode 10): Manning made for a moan-heavy scene when she took off her top and let her boyfriend do naughty things while watching porn.
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5. MADISON McKINLEY (Season 3, Episode 4): McKinley boasts how great her breasts are while going for a ride on Big Boo
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4. CLAIRE DOMINGUEZ (Season 2, Episode 5): Dominguez may have served a short sentence, but her epic shower made quite a splash
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3. LAURA PREPON (Season 1, Episode 1): OITNB blissfully brought nudity right away in the pilot episode with a hot shower scene between Laura Prepon & Taylor Schilling before they both got sent to the big house.
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2. SAMIRA WILEY and NINA RAUSCH (Season 2, Episode 6): One of the most epic lesbian scenes in OITNB history was a flashback between Wiley and her German army brat “Freudian”
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1. RUBY ROSE (Season 3, Episode 9): Rose’s extended naked bathroom scene was by far the best (and most searched) of the show so far!
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