Cause like… ehh, whatever I’ll just show you the picture.

Anyways, I was going to add a bunch of other pictures of her to this post, but it turns out two days ago, Brando did just that, so go there.

Seriously, yo. Go.

Hard to believe that Swaggy P could ever think about cheating on Iggy Azalea after seeing these new pics she dropped from her 26th birthday celebration on Tuesday.

Iggy’s definitely got a body that was made to wear a bikini.

Perhaps the next time she decides to go out on tour she should consider performing in one so she can actually, you know, sell some tickets. That or actually rap something that isn’t unintelligible nonsense. One of those things.

Pretty easy to see why Iggy was chosen to model some bras and panties awhile back, huh? Girl’s got it going on.

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A recent college graduate with an IQ of 130 was shocked to discover that her job offer from Goldman Sachs Japan, head quartered in Tokyo, had been pulled after the company discovered her salacious past. Well, she was reportedly shocked, and I’m not sure I buy that because she had to assume her porn star past would come back to toss her salad one day if she was trying to get into the extremely buttoned up world of investment banking. Here she is, so we can get that out of the way:

Now here’s the story…

Shizuka Minamoto had an offer after graduation to work at Goldman Sachs Japan in Tokyo, but the company rescinded her offer claiming that she was in direct violation of the bank’s ‘Code of Ethics’ after it was discovered that she starred in dozens of hardcore XXX films while she was in college. I did a quick Google search of ‘Shizuka Minamoto porn star’ and 1) I’m not sure how she ever thought this wouldn’t come back to haunt her if she was using her real name and 2) if I were her I’d be most concerned that I had repeatedly violated Japan’s strict pornography laws that prohibit female and male genitalia from being shown on camera. Because after a quick perusal of my Google search results I can assure you that she’s letting it all hang out, quite graphically, and that doesn’t fly in Japan (unless the legislation has changed, which I don’t believe that it has).

DailyMail.com reports:

Adult actress Shizuka Minamoto reportedly violated the billion-dollar investment bank’s code of ethics when she starred in dozens of x-rated movies during her time at university.
After her graduation, she secured an offer of a job to work at the bank’s Japanese arm, which is based in Tokyo.
But when her potential new employers found out about her past appearances on film, they were less than impressed and terminated her contract before it even began.
It is also understood there were other factors on top of the porn films, that made the bank withdraw their offer of a job.
Minamoto has featured in dozens of adult films with each billing her as a girl who has an IQ of 130.
An industry insider said: ‘She wasn’t going for the money or fame: she didn’t have those kind of goals.
‘She’s the type who was curious. She also didn’t have a boyfriend when she first discovered the AV world, which was when she was 18.
Meanwhile another insider said that recently Minamoto had started to become afraid of her previous job harming her career.
They said: ‘She doesn’t regret her career in adult videos. But she was afraid of people finding out about it when she started job hunting.
‘So she sent cease-and-desist orders to video sites that were illegally uploading her films.’

So she was smart enough to know that her porn star past might affect her future career prospects but she couldn’t do anything to stop it from happening because she was in fact a porn star who had filmed dozens of raunchy films. Again, you can peruse that material simply by searching ‘Shizuka Minamoto porn star’ and clicking on the Pornhub link in the Google results.

Thank god the Internet didn’t exist back when I was the world’s most famous porn star, all due to being endowed like a Greek God, otherwise I would’ve never been able to land this job as a blogger. If the world knew how much of an Adonis I was when the camera was rolling my life would never be the same. I guess it just goes to show that in the modern era where everything has a digital footprint thanks to the Internet and social media that anything and everything will come back to haunt you.

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Lindsay Lohan turns 30-years-old on July 2nd so it’s hard to believe, but she actually looks as hot now as she has in years.

Apparently dating a 22-year-old Russian business heir does wonders for a person.

That and the fact that you get to travel around the world to fancy destinations like the island of Mauritius as Lohan is here.

Regardless of the reason, we are just glad LiLo has been given this golden opportunity and it taking full advantage of it, while in a bikini.

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Emily Ratajkowski is the gift that keeps on giving. The 25-year-old Polish Israeli model/actress/angel dropped out of UCLA after one year in 2009 to pursue modeling. The move turned out to be quite beneficial for her and us as she is now estimated to be worth a couple million and I now estimate I watched the ‘Blurred Lines’ video a couple million times. Everything she throws on Instagram is post worthy because they all look like this.

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In the words of Jesse Katsopolis, “Have Mercy.”

Meet Model Essena O’Neill, The Girl Who Quit Instagram

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Last week, I posed a question to you Bros. Where in the world do you want to be right now? There was only right answer.

At Alexis Texas’s birthday boat full of porn stars in Hawaii. For her 31st birthday, Team Texas went to Maui, celebrating with some of her fine adult film star friends.

Think Taylor Swift and HAIM except these girls actually upload their acts of vacation lesbianism to Instagram for the world to see (No, really).

God, I would have burned a church down just to be there.

After I posted the story, a reader hit me up on Twitter. He was there. And he had proof.

Dave just graduated college. His mother got him and his sister a week long stay at the Grand Wailea Resort in Maui. It just so happened that it was the same resort and week that Alexis Texas, Jesse J, Monique Alexander, Blair Bananas, and Nikki Benz were getting hyphy.

Lucky mother fucker. After sending me some pictures from his weekend, we got on the phone. What follows is a lightly edited transcript of our chat (and then a shit down of pictures of that lucky mother fucker partying his face off with five porn stars.) (I’m not jealous. I’m not fucking jealous.)

So, how did you find out you were at the same resort as a porn star birthday party?

Oddly enough, my sister and I were hanging out and saw Aly and AJ Michalka (two former Disney Stars) and went down to one of the pools to try and see them.

[While we were at the pool] my sister got hit by a raft. Monique Alexander saw it happen and started giggling and laughing at us. Then she came up to us and started talking to her.

We were chatting, and it turns out she a Steelers fan. We were giving her shit because we were Cowboys fans. After awhile, my sister asked, “So what do you do.” She pointed to her group of friends and said, “We’re all porn stars. We’re here for two birthdays.” That was Tuesday, so it was Alexis, Monique, and Nikki Benz hanging out with us.

We drank in the pool with them, did some shots. They were really attractive. We would have had no idea they were porn stars at first if they hadn’t said anything. It was all pretty awesome. They were really friendly, and it was pretty chill just hanging out.

What were they drinking

Peach Ciroc.

Why do you think they hung out with you?

Alexis just said you guys are fun. They get a lot of shit for being porn stars, and they said people always kinda react weird, but I guess we didn’t. They liked that. At the end of the afternoon, Alexis gave me her number and said to give her a call if we want to do something later.

And did you talk?

Yea, we texted a little a bit. They went snorkeling the next day, but the day after they were back at the pool and hit me up to come hang out.

We all took too many shots, then. With the time change I was all messed up. We started at like noon, which was who knows when back home and we got pretty fucked up, until like four. They then went to some Luau and told me to stay up, wanted to hang out at night.

AND?

I passed out and didn’t wake up.

. . .

Mother fucker.

Our boy Dave declined to discuss if anything else happened (but you can make your own guesses from the pictures he sent us).

We blurred his face because not every prospective employer is as chill as we are when it comes to partying down with porn stars before entering the work force.

Son of a bitch. I hate him.

Kelly Brannigan

Every day dozens upon dozens of gorgeous women share sexy pictures to their Instagram accounts. Some are models, some are actresses, some are fitness gurus and some just do it because they want to show how hot they are. There are literally so many of them that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on them all.

That’s where we come in to save the day. We track over 1,000 of these beautiful ladies on Instagram every day just for you. Here are the sexiest pictures we saw them share today.

Ana Cheri

Eva Marie

Jena Frumes

Viki Odintcova

Maryna Linchuk

Izabel Goulart

Nyta Chernova

Crystal Hefner

Emma Hernan

Kendall Jenner

Emily Ratajkowski

Helga Lovekaty

Laci Kay Somers

Tatiania Eriksen

Rosanna Arkle

Stefanie Knight

Pia Muehlenbeck

Renee Somerfield

Annie Ericson

Emily Ratajkowski

Bruna Lima

Tiffany Toth

Chrissy Blair

Jessa Hinton

Tania Mer

Francesca Eastwood

Hope Beel

Krystle Lina

Jordan Carver

Marloes Horst

Amanda Lee

Niykee Heaton

Ana Cheri

Rachel Hilbert

Leanna Bartlett

Brooke Evers

Arianny Celeste

Lisa Morales

Anastasia Ashley

Viki Odintcova

Cindy Prado

Leanna Decker

Iryna Ivanova

Cynthia Chavez

Lindsey Pelas

Sarah Harris

Leanna Bartlett

Jena Frumes

Alana Blanchard

Paige Hathaway has been featured here on BroBible several times because she runs with a crew of chicks who are all ungodly hot, but until today I haven’t found time to devote a post strictly to her awe inspiring beauty. Paige Hathaway’s amassed an ENORMOUS following on Instagram with pictures of her life as a fitness model, and the picture she just dropped (below) is quite possibly the HOTTEST PHOTO OF 2016.

I would’ve put that in the headline but this is a matter of opinion, and while I know a lot of you bros will agree with me that this picture from Paige is the sexiest Instagram pic of 2016 I also recognize that there are a shit ton of you bros out there who are into different shapes and sizes. With that in mind, I’m curious how many of you agree that this is the hottest Instagram pic of 2016. Take a long, hard look before making up your mind. Also, below this photo are the sexiest recent photos from Paige Hathaway’s Instagram feed:

Now for her sexiest recent photos:

For more sexy pics from Paige Hathaway you should make sure that you’re following her on Instagram by clicking follow on any of those pics above, and on that not you should also make sure that you’re following BroBible on Instagram where I post the best pics/videos daily, stuff that we often don’t feature here on the site.

Emilia Clarke can literally do no wrong these days. She’s slaying it everywhere, on Game of Thrones, in interviews, on social media, and in sexy photo shoots.

Speaking of sexy photo shoots, hey look, she just did another one. A very, very good one. And she seems to have misplaced her shirt. Oh my, how did that happen?

So, ummm, is Emilia Clarke married or currently dating anyone? Oh yeah, I don’t think she is…

Good to know.

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Supermodel Kate Upton celebrated her 24th birthday in style.

For her birthday bash last night in New York, the former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model showed off her butt in a thong bodysuit that she wore under a see-through dress while posing with her fiance, Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander.

Happy Birthday, Kate!

Los Angeles was definitely the place to be on Wednesday night if you enjoy seeing hundreds of coeds running through the street in their bras and panties. And really, who doesn’t?

That’s because it was once again time for UCLA’s annual “Undie Run” where students run around campus in their underwear, aka one of the best events in the history of college.

Even Snoop Dogg’s son Cordell Broadus, who plays football for UCLA, made an appearance. Besides the obvious reasons for attending he was also there to hand out some of the underwear he designs. Talk about making the most of an opportunity.

TMZ reports that everything at the event went pretty smoothly until around 1 AM when cops were called in to disperse an “unruly” crowd.

And get this, there were reports of drunk people in attendance. No. Way.

Man, I miss college.

A thirsty Warriors fan garnered instant international exposure after she was caught lusting after Steph Curry during Game 2 of the NBA Finals. After feverish research, it was revealed that the young lady was Roni Rose, a model. Everyone flocked to her Instagram.

Roni is a huge Warriors fan and made the trip to Oklahoma to see her squad play the Thunder in the Western Conference Finals.

Roni seems to be a big fan of NBA players, including former Warriors player Matt Barnes.

Some are saying that Roni is Steph Curry’s side chick, and that this isn’t the first time that the two met.

Ayesha Curry wants to remind everyone that she and Steph are married.

Regarding the questionable gesture, Roni said, “Sooo I was just drinking my drink and this happened. I’m just giving the boys a little motivation I guess.”
Riiiight.

The seductive Roni will be in Cleveland for Game 4 of the NBA Finals and already has her ticket.

Roni is a native of Modesto, California who reportedly was a former MMA ring girl for Conquer Fight Championships and was a stripper in San Jose, Sunnyvale, Las Vegas and San Francisco, including at one of the Larry Flynt’s Hustler Clubs.

She was asked “What got you into stripping?” on her Ask.fm page and she responded by saying:

Started go go dancing then I was approached by someone that said you can make more money if or when my top comes off. They were right.

She is married rapper Tone P, whose real name is Antonio Neal, in 2009.

The 27-year-old model had 70,000 followers on Instagram last wee, but since her provocative gesture she now has over 165,000.

Speaking of that Instagram let’s take a peek at some of Roni Rose’s sexiest pics.

Hot Girl Weightlifter Drops Weight And Breaks Mirror

Back when Barbara Palvin first hit the modeling scene at age 18 I knew that she was destined for greatness.

When she was snapped up by Victoria’s Secret to be one of their models it came as no surprise to me whatsoever. Girl is just drop dead gorgeous in every way possible.

Sadly, for whatever reason, she no longer appears to be modeling for them, depriving us of more great stuff like this…

That being said, Palvin, now 22, is most definitely back on our radar thanks to her appearance in this year’s SI Swimsuit Issue and apparently on many others’ as well since she was just named their 2016 Rookie of the Year.

Here are few of the reasons why that was a very, very wise choice…

Related: Meet The SI Swimsuit Model Who Wanted To Be A Gym Teacher

Anastasiya Kvitko

Every day dozens upon dozens of gorgeous women share sexy pictures to their Instagram accounts. Some are models, some are actresses, some are fitness gurus and some just do it because they want to show how hot they are. There are literally so many of them that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on them all.

That’s where we come in to save the day. We track over 1,000 of these beautiful ladies on Instagram every day just for you. Here are the sexiest pictures we saw them share today.

Kyra Santoro

Juliana Herz

Elena Belle

Mercedes Terrell

Paige Watkins

Yuliya Lasmovich

Kasey Hill

Kendall Jenner

Jimena Sanchez

Brooke Evers

Rosanna Córdoba

Rali Ivanova

Barbara Palvin

Lesley-Ann Brandt

Lauren Drain Kagan

Demi Rose Mawby

Danielle Knudson

Elena Belle

Audrey Allen

Oceana Strachan

Melissa Lori

Mercedes Terrell

Sara Underwood

Jami-lee Boyle

Kelly Brannigan

Valeria Orsini

Olivia Jordan

Cambria Joy

Ali Rose

Laci Kay Somers

Antje Utgaard

Jessica Cribbon

Katya Elise Henry

Erika Wheaton

Emma Rose

Charlie Riina

Amberleigh West

Erica Mena

Elizabeth Smith

Daphne Joy

Kylie Jenner

Pashence Marie

Abigail Ratchford

Julia Lescova

Sophia Miacova

Carmen Electra

Rachel Mortenson

Anna-Christina Schwartz

Ainsley Rodriguez

Now we already know very well just how sexy sisters Gigi and Bella Hadid are. The former has posed for the SI Swimsuit Issue and the latter, well, she’s just hot no matter what she does.

Turns out that there is a very good reason that those Hadid siblings are so damn good-looking. They got it from their mom Yolanda Hadid who was also a model for 15 years.

Of course any of you that watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills probably already know that, so I am going to assume that means none of you, right? Right?!

Not bad for 52, Yolanda. Not bad at all.

Abigail Ratchford has got basketball fever apparently. And who can blame her, what with how COMPELLING the NBA Finals have been so far. (Sarcasm.)

Either that or she’s just a really big fan of Derrick Rose and the Chicago Bulls, who are nowhere to be found once again this time of year.

Regardless of the reason, we’ve got a whole different kind of fever after seeing Abigail rocking this Chicago Bulls swimsuit while lying by the pool. In fact, I think the fever might actually be breaking because I am starting to sweat a little.

Obligatory bonus pics of Abigail because she’s been going nuts with the sexy pics on Instagram lately…

Want to hook up with or date a porn star? Well, Bros…sit back and listen, because I’m going to tell you 14 things you can do to land yourself your very own porn star girlfriend.

1. Don’t ask her about her title of “porn star” or questions about the porn industry. It’s such a turn on when a man treats me normally and is neutral and as cool towards me about my job as he would be a model or someone else he respected in entertainment. Just don’t focus on the adult side of me too much because I will put you in the “fan-zone.”

2. Feed me!  I have close to zero interest in “grabbing a drink.” Although I am not completely opposed to differently priced restaurants or even splitting a bill (although I am still trying to wrap my head around that part of equality). I need/think about food 24/7. Most porn girls I know have a huge appetite and this is just an insatiable desire that when fed, we swoon. Even on the worst date I EVER went on, I was still impressed and happy with the food choice.

3. Love animals! Adult stars (the adult industry as a whole) ADORE animals. They just do. Every performer I know has dogs or cats or farm animals. I have two pups and they are my world. If you don’t like dogs, then I think you are barking up the wrong tree, homie…

4. Compliment her all the time. Not just on her looks but her wit and humor and whatever else attracts you to her. We like that.

5. Hello Kitty is Queen. Why? Not sure. This is just a porn star staple. We like all things cute and girly but Hello Kitty just takes the cake for most popular brand amongst us. [Editor’s Note: Kinda weird, but okay…]

6. Any body of water. We can be found frolicking in the nearest valley pool or oceanic surface. I was born and raised in Laguna Beach, California and just can’t get enough of the beach and neither can my friends.

7. Sorry Bro’s, no clubs. We work in clubs to feature dance and to host parties on the weekends. We are meat at clubs (unpaid meat) I just have zero interest in them and neither do my co-workers.

8. Go down on her. DUH. Men have expectations often from the very films we make, and because of that I sometimes make it a point to just lay there…in the boudoir, which I have recently changed up a little bit, but it stems from the idea of expectation that we so loathe.

9. Hikes and canyons, frequented consistently by my people. Runyon Canyon in LA is our spot along with all the hidden places in Los Angeles County…if you see me just say “hi” and ask to pet my dogs. I would love it.

10. Pink Berry, the diet of all porn girls. It’s our thing, whether were on set or out about, low calories (kind of), cold, yummy and porn star friendly.

11. Learn how to airbrush tan. (This is a joke.) Although I’m not gonna lie this would totally be a plus as I do it twice a week and need someone in-house.

12. Spontaneity is 100 extra points for you, my man. Love a man who can just wake up one morning with a crazy plan to take over the world with me, or at least drive us to Malibu to watch the waves at 9am on Sunday.

13. You need to have a serious case of wanderlust to keep up with us, it’s just in our DNA to want to scale the globe and have a partner to do it with, although if I don’t find one I’ll go solo.

14. Be a Feminist.

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That’s right, kids, it’s time for another edition of Wood Rocket’s always entertaining and occasionally disturbing “Ask A Porn Star” series.

In this episode, we get to hear from porn stars such as Allie Haze, Anikka Albrite, April O’Neil, Daisy Layne, Jade Nile and Trinity St. Clair as they tell us all about the weirdest porn scenes they’ve ever done.

When phrases like “panda gang bang” and “horse dildo” get used I think that’s a sign that somewhere along the way your life took a sharp turn to a world that 99.9% of the population will never see.

Proceed with caution…

Júlia Pereira

Every day dozens upon dozens of gorgeous women share sexy pictures to their Instagram accounts. Some are models, some are actresses, some are fitness gurus and some just do it because they want to show how hot they are. There are literally so many of them that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on them all.

That’s where we come in to save the day. We track over 1,000 of these beautiful ladies on Instagram every day just for you. Here are the sexiest pictures we saw them share today.

Sara Underwood

Tina Louise

Elizabeth Anne

Julia Gilas

Holly Wolf

Abigail Ratchford

Lily Aldridge

Jaclyn Swedberg

Rosie Roff

Tatiania Eriksen

Shay Maria

Mabelynn Capeluj

Kelly Karloff

Alina Boyko

Rhian Sugden

Abigail Ratchford

Claudia Fijal-Stevens

Zhara Nilsson

Kourtney Reppert

Rosanna Arkle

Pashence Marie

Julia Lescova

Kelli Berglund

Madison Edwards

Nikki Howard

McKenna Berkley

Jesse Jane

Kelly Brannigan

Sarah Stage

Annelise Marie

Arianny Celeste

Jena Frumes

Julia Gilas

Cora Skinner

Tina Louise

Sophie Tweed-Simmons

Kyra Santoro

Cindy Prado

Laci Kay Somers

Khloë Terae

Melissa Debling

Doutzen Kroes

Leanna Decker

Robin Marjolein

Elizabeth Smith

Rosie Mac

Tika Camaj

Michelle Scott

Sara Sampaio

Every once in awhile, I come across a girl on Instagram that makes minutes and seconds stand still—and Lynnie Marie’s absolutely did that for me while on my way to the airport this morning.

Talk about a pick me up, huh?

Lynnie, who isn’t afraid to strip down to pretty much nothing to show just how hard she works at maintaining her incredible body, gave me a jolt of energy that was definitely necessary after a long night out. She also almost made me miss my flight because I was so distracted.