Pop quiz hot shot. If you showed the last porn you watched to your girlfriend would they:
A.) Be Turned On
B.) Call You A “Freak”
C.) Break Up With You
D.) Call The Police
For your sake, I hope that the female actress looks like your chick and is around the same age otherwise you will be in for hell. You’ll forget to take out the trash one day and she’ll spitefully snap at you, “Why didn’t you take out the garbage? Were you too busy jerking off to your dream skank who looks nothing like me?!?!?” A living nightmare.
This is the potentially relationship-killing scenario that four couples engaged in for a social experiment for Cosmo. And if it’s the last video they watched, that means that it was the one video out of billions that tickled their fancy.
Most girlfriends in the video were cool with their beau’s choice of spank flicks. One girlfriend asked why there was no introduction to the characters and why it went straight to fucking. Ha! Introduction to characters? What is this a Game of Thrones book? Her innocence is so adorable.
To be honest, the results were rather tame. It sounded as if all the men were watching your standard-issue vanilla porn and nobody was committing a crime for the sex acts they were watching. There wasn’t even any unusual fetishes such as bukkake, emetophilia, felching, or pegging.
*yawn*
How boring. Let’s get some real perverts on the video next time and see a relationship turn from loving to stomach-churning disgust in four seconds flat.
[Cosmo]
