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It’s been a while since we’ve been reported on the happenings of the one, the only Emily Ratajkowski. That was intentional. We were hoping that EmRata would notice and slide into our DMs and be like “Where’s the love, sweeties?” to which everyone on the BroBible staff would lock ourselves in the bathroom and put a sock over the doorknob. Individually, not at once. That would be extremely uncomfortable.

Anyway, the 25-year-old Ratajkowski posted some beach pictures and we couldn’t help but bring these photos to the masses:

My goodness. Here are some bonus pictures for your consideration.

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Every day dozens upon dozens of gorgeous women share sexy pictures to their Instagram accounts. Some are models, some are actresses, some are fitness gurus and some just do it because they want to show how hot they are. There are literally so many of them that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on them all.

That’s where we come in to save the day. We track over 1,000 of these beautiful ladies on Instagram every day just for you. Here are the sexiest pictures we saw them share today.

Rosie Mac

Alice Peneaca

Dani Bonnor

Alicia Marie

Nina Serebrova

Franciele Medeiros

Jessica Chastain

Tess Jantschek

Olivia Jordan

Jena Sims

Rosie Jones

Hope Beel

Jordana Woodland

Caroline Wozniacki

Madyson Houseman

Katie Kearney

Genevieve Morton

Morgan Hollie

Jessa Cygan

Leanna Decker

Bianca Balti

Melody Rae

Emily Ratajkowski

Anna Herrin

Jessa Hinton

Abigail Ratchford

Rachel James

Dajana Gudic

Sofija Milosevic

Jessica Lowndes

Brooke Evers

Elyse Knowles

Serina Kataoka

Lindsay Hancock

Andja Lorein

Jessica Burciaga

Emma Rose

Heather Depriest

Helga Lovekaty

Arianny Celeste

Daisy Lea

Rosanna Cordoba

Natalie Jayne Roser

Kelly Brannigan

Charlotte D’Alessio

Irina Voronina

Lisa-Marie Jaftha

Julianne

Anne de Paula

Via Bre Tiesi Instagram

A couple of days ago, Johnny Manziel credited his stunning model girlfriend Bre Tiesi for his NFL comeback. Manziel believes so much in her magical ways that he proposed to her and she said, “Yes.”

The former Cleveland Browns quarterback told TMZ that he and Tiesi got engaged on Friday in the romance capital of the world, Paris.

Via TMZ

Johnny Football must really be sold that he can make an NFL comeback because look at the size of that rock.

From TMZ:

Johnny tells us, “When you find a girl as amazing as I did that saved me from where I was in my life, you absolutely put a ring on it.”

Manziel popped the question during a romantic trip to Paris — with a MASSIVE diamond ring — and a bouquet of roses.

Bre says, “I’m in shock. I couldn’t imagine a day without [Johnny]. I’m so glad I never have to.”

Manziel and Tiesi have been dating since late 2016 after a December trip to Miami.

Congratulations to the newly engaged couple, hope the relationship goes smoother than Johnny’s NFL career has thus far.

You can see 20 scintillating photos of the model HERE.

This week, we saw the lovely Britney Spears show off her bball skills in a sportsbra. Drilling all of those shots must have made the seductive Britney tired, so she took a break on the beach.

The 15-second Instagram video shows the sexy pop star rocking a yellow bikini. She captioned the video “TGIF” and celebrated the end of the week by doing cartwheels on the beach.

If Britney cartwheeling on the beach isn’t your thing, there’s also a video of her jumping and spinning on a hill.

Not too shabby for a 35-year-old mother-of-two.

Here’s a video of Britney walking down a hallway that has nearly 3 million views.

Wow. What can’t this woman do?

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Sexy weather girl Yanet Garcia has the best booty in the game and she’s not afraid to flaunt it.

In an effort to grow her Youtube page, Ms. Garcia busted out the thong bikini.

She definitely earned my Youtube subscription.

Scroll down for more Yanet Garcia pics.

Via Jun Amaki Instagram

The last trend that Japan bequeathed to the United States was that ridiculous “Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen” phenomenon. Japan, you’re better than that; you know it and I know it. I’m willing to forget that dumb trend because Japan has totally redeemed themselves! Apparently, Japan’s latest internet craze is aptly called the “virgin-killing sweater.” And virgins should probably sit this one out because these tantalizing photos could cause you to suffer a spontaneous human cumbustion.

The fashion trend was made popular by titillating bikini and cosplay model Jun Amaki. The 21-year-old busty beauty, who is known as “the woman with the anime body,” has a very particular set of skills that includes wearing an extremely revealing sweater. Gorgeous Jun’s talents fight to burst out of the sweater like a tuna thrashing to get out of a fishing net.

Jun is really, really good at fashion.

So this sweater has a turtleneck, but has no sides, or back? How exactly does it keep anyone warm?

I think all of the virgins just got killed.

You can see even hotter photos and videos on scintillating Jun’s Instagram.

[TheSun]

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This blows me away. Paola Saulino, the model who launched an “oral sex tour,” is interested in meeting Mohammad Abad, the man with the bionic penis. I think we have a real fairy tale romance erupting here.

You remember Miss Saulino, she urged Italian voters to vote ‘NO’ on a constitutional referendum to reform the composition and powers of the Parliament of Italy by offering to give blowjobs to everyone who voted against it. Paola is said to have put her money where her mouth is and come up big time for Italian voters. She is planning to bring her jaw-dropping “Pompa” tour (Pompa means “pump” in Italian and is also slang for blowjobs) to Britain, which just so happens to be where the bionic penis dude resides.

“I think it would be great if I could put my skills to use on him,” Paola told Daily Star regarding Abad. “Maybe I can meet him in the UK when I do my tour.”

“I have never seen a bionic penis before. Maybe it will be bigger and better than a normal penis,” the BJ queen added. “I think it could be a really fun experience.”

“I would meet her, yeah,” Abad said. “Why not? I don’t say no to anything. If there comes a time I would not say no to it.”

Abad is a try anything type of guy. In January, Abad said he “would definitely date a sex robot.”

“I am not one of these people who will stop everything to find a woman,” Abad said. “I would definitely date a sex robot – if I was single at the time.”

And this is how the outbreak of untreatable bionic chlamydia starts and kills off the human race.

Cheating is bad. Don’t cheat. Unless you suspect beyond a reasonable doubt that your sig is cheating on you. At least that the mindset that this chick rolls with.

A guy is on spring break, which puts a lot of relationships in the proverbial shitter, and this one is no exception. The boyfriend seems to have gotten a bit tipsy on spring break and he was allegedly found passed out with some chick by his “friends.” His “friends” sent a photo of the guy with the chick to his girlfriend back home. Jess was busy texting him multiple times and then ended with the dreaded multiple “?” text.

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Jess was not buying his excuse and got immediate and ruthless revenge following a text that said, “Two can play that game.”

Via Dude Comedy

That’s the advantage of being a woman. They have that hanger-on dude who is just waiting for you to fuck up so they have a chance. At any given moment, if you mess up that fuckstick is like an emergency dick and he’s over your girl’s house replacing you.

Chris Rock knows what’s up.

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In case you somehow missed it, the 2017 Kids’ Choice Awards happened over the weekend. John Cena was the host and one of the presenters during the show was star of the Nickelodeon series The Thundermans Kira Kosarin.

Some people won awards, most lost and various people got slimed, but it was Kira Kosarin that caught my attention the most.

So since the easiest way to learn more about a celebrity these days is to check out their social media accounts I went ahead and did just that.

Turns out that Kosarin is pretty good at this whole Instagram thing. Not that I am terribly surprised. Disney and Nickelodeon stars of the past and present have pretty much laid out a blueprint on how to do it well.

Heck, Kosarin is SO good at it, in fact, she has TWO Instagram accounts. One for general stuff and another for I guess showing off her fitness and diet plan? I don’t know, it’s a bunch of photos of her in spandex and pics of food.

Here’s a little taste of both of her accounts below…

Ezekiel Elliott appeared to have himself quite a time at a St Patty’s party in Dallas this weekend.

While hanging out on the roof of a Dallas bar to watch the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, one female spectator stood next to Elliott and began pointing at her breasts. That’s when the Dallas running back figured it was the perfect time to pull down her shirt and expose her breasts.

Elliott’s rep spoke to TMZ and said thatthe woman wasn’t upset about the incident.

via TMZ

Ezekiel Elliott pulled a woman’s shirt down — exposing her bare breast — during a St. Patrick’s Day party in Dallas … but a rep for Zeke says it was all in good fun.

We spoke with Elliott’s rep who told us the woman wasn’t upset … and actually hung out with Zeke and a group of friends after the parade ended.

This is obviously not a good look for Elliott who is currently being investigated by the NFL over a domestic dispute that occurred last year.

We all grieve in different ways. For these individuals, they say their final goodbye to a loved one by having two women twerk on his coffin as another woman lifts up one girl’s skirt as she spanks her repeatedly and a bucket of water is dumped on the women so it turns into a wet t-shirt contest you’d see in Panama City during spring break. Like I said, we all grieve in different ways.

Let’s see if we can come up with some happy thoughts for this very hard time.

• These women put the “fun” in funeral.
• Is that a wood casket? It is now.
• The Twerking Dead.
• This is the weirdest “Die Hard”-themed wedding.
• Is that rigor mortis or are you just happy to see me?
• At least he had a happy ending.
• His tombstone isn’t the only thing erect.
• “Dead Rising 5” looks intense.
• “It’s what Frank would have wanted.”
• Resur-erection
• New meaning to being “laid to rest.”
• The nice thing about necrophilia is that you don’t have to bring flowers, they’re already there.
• All this sexy twerking and the guy is still giving them the cold shoulder.
• Suddenly, in the afternoon we all have mourning wood.
• The weird part is that this was their dad’s funeral.
• Now I ain’t saying she a gravedigger. But she ain’t messing wit no alive brothas.

If anyone is looking how to give me the proper sendoff, please take notes.

The Chinese media is absolutely in love with Mou Cong, a bodybuilding champ who has recently been dubbed the ‘prettiest bodybuilder’ by her homeland media.

I’m not the type of dude who typically falls for the bodybuilding physique. But, given her reputation as the prettiest bodybuilder on the circuit and knowing that some of you bros out there are into this type, I figured it would be a dereliction of duty if I didn’t show you some pictures of Mou Cong.

She’s 32-years-old and comes from Xuzhou in China’s Jiangsu Province. Mou Cong has seen a recent spike in fame after winning the figure D class at the 2017 Arnold Amateur, an amateur bodybuilding competition put on by Arnold Schwarzenegger. According to her Instagram, she’s a ‘2xAsia figure overall champion. 8xChina fitness and figure champion’…So, she’s no stranger to winning bodybuilding competitions.

Now, is she actually the ‘prettiest bodybuilder’ on the planet like the Chinese media claims? I’ll let you bros be the judge of that:

Prettiest bodybuilder? I can see it in some pics, but her insanely jacked competition body is just too over the top for my liking, and I’m even sure what constitutes a ‘prettiest bodybuilder’…Are the Chinese media just judging her by the face? Her muscles? I need a deeper explanation here.

Over on The Daily Mail, there are a ton of pictures from Mou Cong’s Weibo account. So if you want to take a closer look and see if she reeaaaaalllyyy is the ‘prettiest bodybuilder’ as the media claims, you can follow that link!

Play dumb games, win dumb prizes. Spring Break is a cesspool of dumb decision-making, like whatever the hell is going on in this video. A girl on spring break in Miami starts twerking on top of a cop’s ATV. The cop is, understandably, uninterested. So he stops the situation before getting the hell out of dodge.

via Terez Owens:

Eva Marie

Every day dozens upon dozens of gorgeous women share sexy pictures to their Instagram accounts. Some are models, some are actresses, some are fitness gurus and some just do it because they want to show how hot they are. There are literally so many of them that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on them all.

That’s where we come in to save the day. We track over 1,000 of these beautiful ladies on Instagram every day just for you. Here are the sexiest pictures we saw them share today.

Kindly Myers

Shelby Tribble

CJ Perry

Rosie Jones

Ekaterina Zueva

Mia Kang

Alessandra Sironi

Holly Graves

Mikaela Osborn

Galinka Mirgaeva

Pia Muehlenbeck

Allie Silva

Cambria Joy

Bryana Holly

Natasha Oakley

Nicki Minaj

Sara Underwood

Anna Katharina

Belen Mozo

Lyna Perez

Leanna Bartlett

Elle Johnson

Raquel Pomplun

Kate Compton

Josephine Skriver

Sabyr Omensky

Abigail Ratchford

Stefanie Knight

Layla Edison

Julianne

Adrianne Ho

Georgia Gibbs

Gallienne Nabila

Charlotte McKinney

Madyson Houseman

Annelise Marie

Jessa Hinton

Gabrielle Grace Epstein

Laci Kay Somers

Daniela Tamayo

Anella Miller

Julia Gilas

Phoenix Skye

Brittney Palmer

Viki Odintcova

Kara Del Toro

Tawny Jordan

Ciara Price

Dove Cameron

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Today a video was released showing Emily Ratajkowski walking a dog around New York City wearing just a bra and panties because, well, who the hell cares why?

Okay, fine. If you must know. Remember back in January when we shared a photo of Emily Ratajkowski walking around NYC in her bra and panties? If not, here you go…

This picture, unbeknownst to us, was also part of this same secret plan…

Back then we had no idea what she was going, you know, other than being really sexy.

Now it turns out that the whole scene was for a DKNY lingerie ad campaign, AKA one of the best ad campaigns ever.

Ratajkowski also posted this photo at the same time as the DKNY photo above saying it was for a “secret project in NYC…coming to you March 2017” so there could be even more goodies on the way.

In the meantime, how about a couple more pics to hold us over until her other secret is revealed?

Good stuff.

The last time we saw Mischa Barton of The O.C. fame (which went off the air in 2006 so that tells you where her career has gone since) she was rambling incoherently and claiming she was drugged.

And before that she was in hot water for a sexy Instagram post she shared “honoring” some police officers who were murdered.

Needless to say, things haven’t exactly been going her way for awhile now.

Thankfully for her, her life seems to now be looking up as she recently did a sexy photo shoot for 138 Water. That’s a positive step, right?

What’s that? There’s a sex tape starring her being shopped around right now? Hmmm, that does put a damper on things.

According to the Daily Mail…

“The tape is being shopped around porn valley, the asking price is $500,000. I know that at least three large online porn sites, YouPorn.com, Porn.com and RedTube.com have reviewed it and they’re all seriously considering the offer. I’ve seen stills from the video, it’s clearly Mischa in my opinion. She’s seen performing a sex act on a guy and can be seen having sex in various positions.”

It’s not clear who the man in the video is and Barton has not stepped out with anyone publicly in recent months. It’s believed the video was shot at a private residence in Hollywood within the past year. Barton is seen wearing a grey hoodie and nothing else having sex on a double bed with a man wearing just a black t-shirt.

Porn valley? Do they have tours? Sorry, back to the story.

Sources reportedly fear that if this tape goes public it could damage her “emotional well-being.” Seems like a good bet.

Then again, she’s gone from being in films like The Sixth Sense to Zombie Killers: Elephant’s Graveyard and she’s now doing bikini shoots for money so who’s to say she won’t be thrilled at the windfall of what I am sure will be very positive publicity?

Speaking of bikini shoots… Voila!

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Megan Fox may be a 30-year-old mother of two now, but she isn’t letting that stop her from modeling some seriously sexy lingerie for Frederick’s of Hollywood.

Lucky for us too, because Fox looks as hot now as she did back when we first laid eyes on her in Transformers 10 years ago and were instantaneously smitten.

Kind of surprised that she did this though, since she’s all against doing graphic sex scenes now (for a pretty dumb reason).

Still, six years ago she did do some very sexy ads for Armani so this isn’t totally out of her wheelhouse.

Plus, as you can very easily see, she’s really quite good at it…

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Frederick's of Hollywood

No wonder some dumbass tried to pay $3.7 million to have sex with her (and failed miserably), huh?

Ana Cherí

Every day dozens upon dozens of gorgeous women share sexy pictures to their Instagram accounts. Some are models, some are actresses, some are fitness gurus and some just do it because they want to show how hot they are. There are literally so many of them that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on them all.

That’s where we come in to save the day. We track over 1,000 of these beautiful ladies on Instagram every day just for you. Here are the sexiest pictures we saw them share today.

Franciele Medeiros

Viki Odintcova

Krystle Lina

Danielle Knudson

Anna-Christina Schwartz

Nicky Whelan

Tina Louise

Mackenzie Thoma

Natalie Jayne Roser

Zhara Nilsson

Sydney Fine

María Belén Rodriguez

Antje Utgaard

Julia Lescova

Leanna Decker

Arianny Celeste

Carissa Rosario

Alice Peneaca

Jasmine Tosh Stewart

Lindsey Pelas

Brooke Evers

Ashley Dane Clark

Meagan Lee

Olivia Berzinc

Michelle Vawer

Kelly Karloff

Shanina Shaik

Anastasia Skyline

Keleigh Sperry

Stefanie Knight

Katie Kearney

Val Mercado

Sammy Braddy

Hannah Kirkelie

Jena Sims

Natasha Oakley

Barbara Palvin

Yovanna Ventura

Mafalda de Castro

Kate Compton

Samantha Rodriguez

Lais Ribeiro

Tawny Jordan

Drisana Sharma

Cindy Prado

Racquel Natasha

Michelle Lewin

Christen Harper

Samantha Hoopes

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There are two types of people reading this post right now: people who recognize the dude pictured above and liars.

Christopher Zeidschegg performed under the alias Danny Wylde for nearly a decade, performing in about 600 scenes, many of which you’ve seen at least a thumbnail for.

In a candid interview with The Independent, a now-retired Zeidschegg claims that he had to retire from the porn industry that paid him over $4,000 a month (for six days work) for a bizarre reason: boners.

Now a video producer and co-founder of a hot sauce business, Chris said he ended up in the emergency room three times after using erectile dysfunction pills.

“Over the course of an eight year career, I ended up in the emergency room three times. All for priapism. After the third time, a doctor said to me that if I kept using the drugs, I could cause some serious long-term damage, like scar tissue build up in my penis, which could lead to impotence. I quit performing in porn the following day,” he says.

The 31-year-old admits that the addiction was just as much psychological as it was physical. He said that he once tried to stop using the pills, but was incapable of getting an erection on set or during dates due to his strong dependence on it.

“I was still in my 20s. There should have been no reason that I needed to do that.”

“But I had developed this idea about myself, and I didn’t want to let my partner down, or make them think that I was anything less than a ‘porn star’ in bed.”

After a warning from his doctor, Zeidschegg said it took him months to completely rid himself of his dependence. Now, he’s boner pill free and a very very extensive spank bank.

[h/t The Independent]

Remember way back in September of last year we told you guys how the Longhorns’ freshman quarterback Shane Buechele (son of ex-MLB player Steve) was dating a UT cheerleader named Paige Loren Vasquez?

And remember how we shared with you the fact that she looks tremendous in a bikini making us even more jealous of a guy who isn’t even old enough to drink yet?

Yeah, well, Shane’s girlfriend Paige is on vacation somewhere, I assume for spring break, and much like with Danny Amendola and his girlfriend Olivia Culpo, she’s somewhere warm with a beach.

Commence your hatred slash envy of a guy who isn’t even 20-years-old yet… NOW.

No idea what these uniforms are for, but they’re pretty cool and so is their little dance…

They do make a cute couple though… stupid football players…