While you have zero chance getting with the lovely Lea Michele, that doesn’t mean that you can’t pretend. I’ve perfected imagining that the provocative “Glee” and “Scream Queens” star is in an intimate relationship with me. It’s pretty simple.

She’s so peaceful. That’s the same position that she was in when I left her this morning.

I got Lea white roses because I didn’t want her to get the wrong impressions if I got her red roses.

We like hiking. What can I say.

I’m always telling Lea that she can get her magazines on her phone, but she insists on the physical versions because she “likes the smell of paper.” To each her own I say.

What a view!

I think I did a pretty good job of taking that photo. It looks level to me.

We have this thing where we blow each other kisses. Pretty sappy I know, but it makes her happy so I go along with it.

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We have not posted a gallery on the spectacular Alexis Ren in over TWO MONTHS. That is definitely our bad. But we shall try to make it up to you with this collection of fire pics that is sure to melt your screen.

Double trouble.

I am DEFINITELY going to the wrong beach.

I really hate to see you leave, but I love it when you walk away.

Need a hand?

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WOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!! That is one badass infinity pool!!!

Please forget how to tie a knot. Please forget how to tie a knot.

Raise your hands if you’re in the ocean.

Goodness gracious!

Well, that is your name, isn’t it? Calvin Klein? It’s written all over your underwear.

Sharing is caring.

Raise your hands if you just don’t care.

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Just do it.

If you can’t take the heat stay out of Alexis Ren’s kitchen.

Do you want to get an uneven tan because that’s how you get an uneven tan.

I should have gone to the Bahamas.

Amazing Alexis is not a dirty girl.

You’re welcome.

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The 2017 Miss Universe Pageant takes place on Sunday night from 7 – 10 p.m. ET. There are 86 contestants from around the world competing to be crowned Miss Universe. Miss Universe 2017 will be broadcast live from the Mall of Asia Arena in Manila, Philippines. Let’s meet some of the most beautiful women from around the globe and check out the 50 hottest Miss Universe contestants.

Let’s hope for Steve Harvey’s sake that he names the correct winner this year.

Angola – Luis Baptista

Argentina – Estefania Bernal

Australia – Caris Tiivel

China – Li Zhen Ying

Czech Republic – Andrea Bezdekova

Ecuador- Connie Jimenez

France – Iris Mittenaere

Germany – Johanna Acs

Guam – Muneka Joy Taisipic

Guatemala – Virginia Argueta

Haiti – Raquel Pelissier

Honduras – Sirey Moran

Hungary – Veronika Bodizs

Iceland – Hildur Maria

India – Roshmitha Harimurthy

Indonesia – Kezia Warouw

Israel – Yam Kaspers Anshel

Kazakhstan – Darina Kulsitova

Kenya – Mary Were

Malaysia – Kiran Jassal

Mexico – Kristal Silva

Myanmar – Htet Htet Htun

Netherlands – Zoey Ivory

Nicaragua – Marina Jacoby

Panama – Keity Drennan

Uruguay – Andrea Melgarejo

Philippines – Maxine Medina

Poland – Izabella Krzan

Romania – Teodora Dan

Russia – Yuluiana Korolkova

Slovak Republic – Zuzana Kollarova

South Africa – Ntandoyenkosi Kunene

Spain – Noelia Freire

Tanzania – Jihan Dimack

Thailand – Chalita Suansane

Turkey – Tansu Cakir

Ukraine – Alena Spodynyuk

Uruguay – Magdalena Cohendet

USA – Deshauna Barber

Vietnam – Le Hang

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Elizabeth Hurley, 51, continues to benefit from Benjamin Button Syndrome. BBS is an extremely rare syndrome that affects particularly gifted women in their 40s and 50s. Other notable celebrities living with the disease are Jennifer Lopez, Suzanne Somers, and Judge Judy. Don’t act surprised by that last one, bro. You totally would.

Hurley, who catapulted to fame in 1997 after her role as Vanessa Kensington in Austin Powers, avoided the vices of Hollywood and continued to live a healthy lifestyle. Sometimes, she puts that lifestyle on display for her 495,000 Instagram followers, and my God, are these pictures a sight for sore eyes. Let me remind you that she was born when Lyndon B. Johnson was President of the United States.

I dug deep into her Instagram. I dug up these gems for you bros. Don’t mention it.

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The best career decision porn star Rosee Divine has ever made was to accept a dinner date with Drake. Last week, Drake was spotted with the 27-year-old porn star at a Japanese restaurant in Amsterdam, where Rosee was seen grabbing Drizzy’s arm and caressing it. Let it be known that Drake is currently dating Jennifer Lopez, who sources say is “head over heels” for him. If you’re going to have any problems, these are the best problems to have.

Drake has pitted A-list women against each other before (Rihanna was not happy J-Lo swooped in on her ex) ((Again, excellent problem)), but adding a porn star into the mix after recently going public with his relationship with J-Lo is a savage move.

Regardless, on January 25, one day after news broke of the dinner date, searches for Rosee rose by 2,656%, according to Pornhub Insights. This insane boost gave Rosee the coveted title of ‘Most Searched Porn Star On Porn Hub’ on January 25, 2017.

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Congratulations on the achievement, Rosee. And on the sex.

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One of our favorite tennis players Genie Bouchard was ousted in the third round of the Australian Open by Coco Vandeweghe, so yeah, that kind of sucked.

In the plus column for the 22-year-old Canadian, however, she may have started a new fashion trend in women’s tennis by sporting a rarely, if ever seen crop top during the tourney.

Also on the positive tip, Bouchard’s early exit from the tournament meant that she had a little extra time to kick back on the beach in a bikini.

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So how does that bikini stack up to some of the suits Bouchard has worn before?

Oh yeah, she also wore this the other day too, which was nice.

Senada Nurkic is a Serbian reality TV star, a model, a singer, and her boyfriend is a politician. But it turns out that the hardworking Senada is a real go-getter because she just added another occupation to her already jam-packed resume by becoming a prostitute. Talk about a quadruple threat.

Despite prostitution being illegal in Serbia, the sultry Senada has boasted that she will pursue a career in hooking.

“Prostitution is a job like any other job,” she said “I don’t see anything wrong with it.”

Despite having four different careers, Senada still needs more money.

“I have to sell my body in order to survive, and to help them with money,” she said.

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Senada’s stage name is Maca Diskrecija, which translates to “pussy discretion.” Which is probably a better nickname than “pussy secretion.”

The singer told her parents that she is a sex worker and they suppport her.

“The members of my family, including my mother Enesa, are supporting me in my decision to work as a prostitute.”

“Prostitution is a job like any other job,” Senada. “I don’t see anything wrong with it.”

The 24-year-old says she doesn’t worry about getting arrested thanks to her politician boyfriend.

“I am not afraid of jail. Those who want to lock me in prison are the ones who help me pay the bills and earn money that I need to live. I have a boyfriend who is a politician and he will not allow my arrest. He protects me and will not allow me to be sentenced in any way.”

Why just get a boyfriend who can pay for your dinners or a boyfriend who can use his influence to get you out of jail? Get you a man who can do both.

In case you’re in Serbia and looking for some company, the provocative prostitute charges $500 for sex with one man and $1,000 for group sex.

Let’s take a peek at what $500 gets you in Serbia.

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Well, Steve Harvey was able to make it through Sunday night’s 2017 Miss Universe pageant without sticking his foot in his mouth like he did the last time he hosted.

This time he actually announced the winner correctly and the lucky woman was Miss France Iris Mittenaere. The 23-year-old Mittenaere beat out Miss Haiti and Miss Colombia in the final three to become the your new Miss Universe.

Mittenaere, who is pursuing a degree in dental surgery, apparently impressed the judges enough with her swimwear and evening gown looks as well as her final question response to take home the crown ahead of women from 85 other countries.

Also impressive is Mittenaere’s Instagram account which is littered with sexy bikini pics and videos. Long live the queen.

Oh yeah, she also looks pretty great when she isn’t wearing a bikini as well.

Looks like we’ve got a new must-follow on our hands here, bros.

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Your first rookie for the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is someone you should be very familiar with if you’re a regular reader of this site.

Her name is Kelly Gale and she is hands-down, one of the hottest women on the planet.

We know this because the recent Playboy Playmate has done a lot of work for Victoria’s Secret in the past and, oh yeah, her Instagram account is pretty incredible.

Now then, as for her needing a bigger bikini top? You see what I mean now, don’t you? I guess as an alternative she could always just go without one, right?

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Right.

Solid choice, Sports Illustrated. Very solid choice…

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Every day dozens upon dozens of gorgeous women share sexy pictures to their Instagram accounts. Some are models, some are actresses, some are fitness gurus and some just do it because they want to show how hot they are. There are literally so many of them that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on them all.

That’s where we come in to save the day. We track over 1,000 of these beautiful ladies on Instagram every day just for you. Here are the sexiest pictures we saw them share today.

Greta Buz

Kelly Gale

Julianne

Christen Dye

Stefanie Knight

Brennah Black

Patience Silva

Audrey Allen

Kylie Jenner

Tianna Gregory

Jessa Hinton

Julia Lescova

Viki Odintcova

Megan Williams

Galina Dub

Katarina Van Derham

Carla Sonre

Hope Beel

Gabriella Grigo

Lindsey Streckfus

Gabrielle Grace Epstein

Madison Edwards

Laci Kay Somers

Dani Bonner

Demi Rose Mawby

Celeste Bright

Cassandra Dawn

Kindly Myers

Heather Whiting

Alyssa Arce

Ana Cherí

Rosanna Arkle

Annelise Marie

Valeria Orsini

Anastasia Skyline

Stephanie Manescu

Jena Frumes

Jesse Jane

Emma Rose

Courtney Allegra

Sarah Harris

Lauren Drain Kagan

Stefanie Knight

Ainsley Rodriguez

Anastasia Kvitko

Susanna Canzian

Eva Marie

Christina Milian

Jenna Nicole

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Man, has it really been almost four months since we checked in on Fox Sports 1’s hottest host Charissa Thompson? How is that possible?

Especially when you consider all of the VERY in-depth reporting I did on one of the annual Hollywood circle jerks, the SAG Awards on Monday.

Well, let’s fix both of these oversights and take a look at the crazy hot outfit our favorite sports host was wearing while moonlighting at her second job for Extra at the event.

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Yup, still smoking hot. Looks like I will be tuning in to FS1’s pre-Super Bowl coverage again tonight.

Here are a few bonus pics because it’s been almost four months and Thompson is just so freaking attractive…

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What a day it’s been, huh? Hell, what a month it’s been. I think we all need to take a little mental break and think about something that isn’t stressful for a few moments.

Thankfully, I have just the thing.

The other day Jennifer Lopez attended… hang on, I want to get this right…the Giuseppe for Jennifer Lopez Launch at Neiman Marcus Beverly Hills.

In other words, J-Lo was launching a new line of shoes to add to the immense pile of money she has already compiled.

As you can see, Lopez was looking very spiffy in her white ensemble…

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Then, for some reason, I guess because it will help sell more stuff, she decided to have a look at her shoes. (This is where the magic happened.)

See there? You feel a little bit better now, don’t you? So glad I could help.

J.J. Watt and professional soccer player Kealia Ohai have made their relationship Instagram official after the Texans defensive star shared a photo of him and the soccer hottie together for the first time as he wished happy birthday on Instagram.

Watt and his girl have been reportedly dating for months but have kept things on the down low until now.

Scroll down for more pics of Miss Ohai.

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Nothing says “You are my best friend” quite like giving your bro a cup check and having him double over in pain because you smashed him right in his twig and berries. Despite attacking a man in their most delicate and vulnerable body parts, the dick tap is really a bonding exercise between two men. But we demand equality. So why shouldn’t women have a female version of the cup check? Introducing the pussy slap!

Meet eighty83three, a group of very attractive women who make videos.

These extremely sexy women are breaking down barriers by transforming the popular cup check and making it more feminine by slapping pussies.

Equality is amazing.

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Every day dozens upon dozens of gorgeous women share sexy pictures to their Instagram accounts. Some are models, some are actresses, some are fitness gurus and some just do it because they want to show how hot they are. There are literally so many of them that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on them all.

That’s where we come in to save the day. We track over 1,000 of these beautiful ladies on Instagram every day just for you. Here are the sexiest pictures we saw them share today.

Holly Peers

Nadiya Mol

Amanda Lynn

Chantel Zales

Natasha Oakley

Ekaterina Zueva

Julia Lescova

Layla Edison

Ria Rose

Samii Ryan

Rachel Bush

Courtney Stodden

Milana Yuzhakova

Cara Zavaleta

Hana Nitsche

Viki Odintcova

Carla Sonre

Carissa Rosario

Emma Hernan

Krystle Lina

Elizabeth Turner

Holly Graves

Julia Gilas

Cati Lauser

Paige Collings

Shelby Tribble

Jessa Hinton

Victoria Lopyreva

Rosa Acosta

Shay Maria

Michele Maturo

Júlia Pereira

Rosanna Arkle and Brooke Evers

Nikki Howard

Kelly Gale

Elena Belle

Laryssa Rose

Ciara Price

Sara Underwood

Hailey Baldwin

Karrueche Tran

Elody

Elena Rudenko

Elizabeth Loaiza Junca

Lauren Mellor

Brianne Herndon

Keyshia Cole

Stefanie Knight

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Remember how the other day we brought to your attention the fact that Jessie James Decker, the sexy AF wife of NFL wide receiver Eric Decker, was slaying the beach in a bikini down in Cabo?

Yeah…good times.

Well, the good times were still rolling after we shared that bit of information as she shared even more sexy bikini pics from their tropical vacay.

Here’s a little video taste of what you may have missed the other day…

And here she is showing off those awesome stems…

And here are some more hot pics and video of her because I really wish she was my wife and not his…jerk.

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23-year-old Tanya Mityushina was one of the rookies in the 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She also is a regular in our daily sexy Instagram photo roundup.

The reason for both of those things is that she is abso-freaking-lutely gorgeous.

This is also the reason, I assume, that she was invited to attend the premiere of John Wick 2 in Hollywood.

Not one to pass up the chance to make a major impression on what I assume is her biggest red carpet event yet, Mityushina decided to wear a VERY revealing outfit.

As you can see, the outfit Mityushina wore was so revealing that whoops, she had herself a little nip-slip.

Oh you stupid censorship. Well, fret not because until it gets taken down here is an uncensored version for you. (And if that doesn’t work, here’s a backup.)

And here are a few more reasons why she’s always in our daily sexy Instagram photo roundup…

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Every day dozens upon dozens of gorgeous women share sexy pictures to their Instagram accounts. Some are models, some are actresses, some are fitness gurus and some just do it because they want to show how hot they are. There are literally so many of them that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on them all.

That’s where we come in to save the day. We track over 1,000 of these beautiful ladies on Instagram every day just for you. Here are the sexiest pictures we saw them share today.

Andrea Stickel

Mercedes Terrell

Nathalia Castellon

Mia Kang

Samii Ryan

Ria Rose

Rhian Sugden

Nicole Harrison

Carly Diamond Stone

Christina Milian

Camilla Gimenez

Courtney Allegra

Daniela Tamayo

Dilian Jurado

Bryana Holly

Arianny Celeste

Alexandra Rodriguez

Kyra Santoro

Valerie van der Graaf

Jaclyn Swedberg

Karin Hart

Josie Renault

Celeste Bright

Maryse Mizanin

Georgia Gibbs

Dajana Gudic

Fernanda Moraes

Britt Bergmeister

Elizabeth Turner

Cindy Prado

Valeria Orsini

Tiffany Stanley

Alyssa Miller

Kristianna Slesh

Avalon Dawn

Kaki Swid

Tegan Martin

Natalia Paris

Genevieve Morton

Antje Utgaard

Tatiania Eriksen

Tiffany Toth

Sahara Ray

Julianne

Nikki Howard

Jhenny Andrade

Melody Rae

Jasmine Tookes

Lucette Romy

First off Kendall, stereotypes are unhealthy. I speak on behalf of 50% of the population when I say that men everywhere take exception to your gross generalization. I, personally, have not lied in the past 48 hours and I don’t plan on telling a fib until I do my taxes. For all intents and purposes, I donated mass sums of money to various charities and foundations and you can’t prove I didn’t. If Lord Disick stripped near naked on the hood of a stranger’s 1972 Volkswagen behind the phrase “Girls Make Delicious Sandwiches,” he’d have to issue an apology and Lena Dunham would petition for his public execution. Not trying to be a dick, but there are two sides to a coin, and that coin is the difference between what men and women make for the same job.

You bros remember who Yovanna Ventura is, right? She’s one of the plethora of sexy young ladies that have been on the arm of one Justin Bieber over the past few years.

Dude may be a first class jackass at times, but even I have to admit he has pretty great taste in women.

Ventura is a total dime and if she keeps going like this someday The Biebs might actually regret not staying with her permanently.

Not that she hasn’t benefited from their relationship. No way she would have 4.7 million Instagram followers now if she hadn’t dated him. (She “only” had 1.7 million back when it was first reported they were dating.)

Although, with photos and videos like these on her account, that number sure isn’t bound to go down anytime soon.