Less than a month since her very NSFW calendar photo shoot, Kylie Jenner is back and is dropping some more heat just in time for the new year.
Yesterday, the youngest of the Jenner/Kardashian clan released a steamy new short film where she walks around topless while holding up her boobs for most of the video.
I’m not a big fan of Kylie or the Kardashians but I’m down for more photo shoots and videos like these.
Scroll down for stills of the video.
You should have brought a photo of the spectacular Vida Guerra when you went to see Santa Claus so you could show him exactly what you wanted for Christmas. It’s too late this year because the sensational Vida was not under your tree. However, Vida was in the holiday spirit and shared some scalding pics that will have you wanting to stuff your stocking. She even posed as a sexy Santa and you wish you could sit on her lap.
Forget the mistletoe, who wouldn’t want to meet under the camel toe.
Talent.
Goodness gracious!
What a view!
Raise your hands if you’re sure.
Nice rings.
What is that a shawl?
White hot.
You’re welcome.
Last year, we profiled Nikita Klæstrup, a hot up and coming Danish student-politician who set the Internet on fire with several insanely sexy pics on her Instagram account.
After going viral, it appears that Klæstrup has given up on her political aspirations and is now a full-fledged Instagram model who is not afraid to show off some skin.
There are plenty of pretty models out there, but not many who you would consider to be angels on earth. However, captivating Kimbereley Garner is an absolutely stunning beauty. The breathtaking vision of a woman garnered fame from appearing on the British reality TV show “Made in Chelsea.” Since then she has become a swimsuit designer and an even better swimsuit wearer.
The scintillating model appeared as holy celestial being that you will surely have extremely unholy thoughts about.
The captivating Kimberley also became the greatest Christmas gift of all-time, complete with a bow and even bells on.
Katy Perry, singer and celebrity famous for GIFS like this…
It's just a bad idea.
…is apparently a big fan of the game Pie Face Showdown, That’s why we thought you might enjoy this video of Katy Perry getting creamed by cream pies in the face in her most recent Instagram post.
Yes, we’re *all* thinking what you’re thinking. Katy Perry is just that good at squeezing the male imagination like that.
Santa Claus gets all the accolades because he gives gifts one day in the entire year. Meanwhile, spectacular Sara Underwood gives incredible gifts every day of the year on her scalding Instagram. I think she deserves more credit. Let’s see some of the gifts she bequeathed to the world this holiday season.
I also enjoy partaking in some Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum, but it’s actually a lot less sexy and ends with a lot more regrets and puke.
I hope the gorgeous Miss Underwood didn’t lose a contact lens.
I bet you’re not strong enough to yank that bikini string off.
What an awe-inspiring mountain range.
Be careful Sara, there could be brain-eating amoebas in those water.
TLC is full of shit, you definitely should go chasing waterfalls, especially if the sensational Sara Underwood is there.
That looks rock hard. The mountains, you pervs.
Those do not appear to be proper hiking boots.
I want to be reincarnated as that backpack strap.
Larry King would be extremely jealous of those suspenders.
You’re welcome.
Stunning Sara Underwood gave the greatest Christmas present ever… herself. She even wrapped her bodacious body up, well, some of it. If I squint hard enough I can see labia majora (That’s fancy speak for “cameltoe”). I’m pretty sure I can also see a pubis bone. What a wonderful world.
Hannah Davis is one of the 8th wonders of the world. So much of a babe that she forced the ultimate Bro bachelor Derek Jeter to throw in the towel on slayin’ randos and get married. That’s power right there.
Her most recent effort is from the sand, sun, and surf of Tahiti. It’s fuego af.
Bella Thorne is not shy about showing offer body on Snapchat. Just a few weeks ago, Miss Thorne was spotted giving the world some sexy underboob action on the social media site and this week she’s back at it again with these sexy snaps from last night.
Can’t get enough of her.
Scroll down for more pics of Bella Thorne.
Can you honestly say you have 10 million of something? Maybe 10 million times you’ve disappointed your family, but that’s probably about it. Scintillating Emily Ratajkowski is not a regular person and does have 10 million of something, 10 million Instagram followers. She reached the milestone on Wednesday and celebrated by sharing a photo of her naked in a tub.
To be honest it was a pretty lackluster photo when you’re talking about nude EmRata pics. Let’s check out Emily Ratajkowski’s greatest nude and topless photos on Instagram.
Johnny Manziel’s NFL career may be over but that doesn’t mean he has to stop living like a rock star.
For the past week, Johnny has been spotted partying on South Beach with model Bre Tiesi, who is one of the models on Nick Cannon’s MTV Show “Wild ‘n Out.”
We checked out Bre’s Instagram page and she’s definitely a hottie.
h/t The Spun
I’m not sure what Niykee Heaton does for a living. I assume that she makes music but I’ve never heard an original song from her. I do however follow her on Twitter and Snapchat because she constantly updates both sites with amazing booty content and that’s all I really care about.
Here is Niykee showing off her booty by bending over while wearing a thong in the pool.
And here is another video Niykee bending over and showing off her booty but this time she’s talking to ducks for whatever reason.
Scroll down for pics of Niykee Heaton’s booty.
Breathtaking Kate Beckinsale turned 43-years-young on July 26, and she’s out looking hotter than girls who are half her age. The ageless beauty did a photoshoot for Shape Magazine and flaunted her toned body and flawless face.
She revealed that she did six punishing works outs a week with a personal trainer to get ready for the fifth installment of the “Underworld” franchise, “Blood Wars.”
It paid off.
Big time.
I know you guys don’t particularly love the Kardashians, and many of you had made it known that you loathe them. But here’s the weird part, despite all your vitriol, you keep clicking on Kardashian posts meaning that you either secretly love them or hate-click on the posts. I don’t judge one way or the other. However, guessing by the number of people who click, there’s a lot of you who love some Kardashian girls.
So you clicked because you’re attracted to the lovely Kendall or despise the family so much that you had to hate on it, but while you’re here you might as well check out Miss Jenner’s pierced nipple. You could do much worse.
Not so bad, now was it?
“Well, that is your name, isn’t it? Calvin Klein? It’s written all over your underwear.”
You may remember scorching Sara Sampaio when she appeared in the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and won the Rookie of the Year. Since then the spectacular Sara has been melting hearts and screen on her Instagram.
Last month, the scintillating Sara flaunted her incredible figure at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in Paris.
And now the 25-year-old Portuguese model is taking a well-deserved vacation in Tulum, Mexico.
Looks just like my New Year’s Eve, minus the whole tropical locale and Victoria’s Secret part. Otherwise, exact same thing.
Eyes are the windows to the soul or some shit like that.
Scintillating Sara wasn’t shy to show you her pert derriere, and for that we thank her.
Of course this isn’t the first time that she graced us with her heavenly dumper.
God bless her.
According to the heavily utilized Boobapedia, spectacular Lindsey Pelas has size 32F breasts. Those enormously perfect size breasts enable her to always offer someone a pillow and they provide hours and hours of entertainment. However, when attempting to do a handbra with a size 32F breast can be difficult to say the least.
There’s just so much juicy real estate to cover.
Sometimes you have to broaden it from a handbra to an armbra in an attempt to secure all of that goodness.
Other times you have to enlist the services of a fireman’s helmet to cover up those pleasure orbs.
Just give up already.
You can’t stop them, you can only hope to contain them.
Sometimes you have to ask a friend to help conceal your sweater puppets.
I’m not saying that I’m not willing to lend a helping hand to accommodate Miss Pelas.
I honestly had no idea who Katharine McPhee is.
And truthfully, I still don’t know what she does or why she’s famous.
But what I do know is that she looks pretty darn hot in a bikini while eating a burger and fries.
And for me, I think that’s all I really need to know, and learning more about her would probably only taint this lovely photo.
How did you welcome in the new year? Fast asleep? Watching your friends tongue down some chicks at the stroke of midnight while you double-fist two Solo cups of George Dickel Tennessee Whiskey and ponder why you’re forever alone? Whatever you did, it wasn’t as sexy of a celebration as the gorgeous Hilary Duff. She rung in 2017 with this dress that embraced her killer cleavage.
The tantalizing Miss Duff is vacationing in Hawaii and putting on quite the bikini show.
Sorry, you’ve got no shot at Hilary, so resume drinking up your Dickel.
This is the part where I’m supposed to write a hacky and lazy “Usher’s latest ‘confession’ makes an ass out of his wife,” but I’m not going to do it. Usher rung in the new year vacationing in the Bahamas and was so in love with his wife of over a year that he leaked her own nudes. Who says romance is dead?
The singer posted a pic of Grace Miguel completely naked with her bent over assuming the position on Instagram for his 5.6 million followers and the entire world to see. The photo was captioned “bonita,” which my four years of Spanish allows me to translate it to meaning “beautiful.”
The beautiful photo was deleted immediately, or as Usher would say, “La bonita foto fue eliminada inmediatamente.”
But nothing deleted is truly forgotten on the internet thanks to screencaps.
You can see the entire picture here.
Here’s to 2017! Bottoms up!
The fetching Lea Michele had a great 2016, she transitioned from the successful Glee to the successful Scream Queens. The TV star presented a highlight reel of her 2016 on Instagram and it looked a smidge better than my 2016 which was mostly spent slouched over not remembering what happened the night before with yet another empty bottle of Hudson Baby Bourbon Whiskey on my bar.
She also posted a video of her famous recreation of Britney Spears’ “Baby One More Time” music video on Glee with the caption “Stepping into 2017 like.”
And best yet, she rang in the new year with a dandy of a naked pic.
We are certainly hoping that the enticing Lea posts more goodness like this in 2017.
Didn’t have the greatest 2016? Join the club. A lot of people feel that way. Which is why I assume Jessica Alba decided to spend a little time over New Year’s in a teeny bikini on the beach.
Not that she herself had a bad 2016. I’m sure she raked in a shitton of cash for basically doing nothing as she’s been doing for better part of a decade. No, I mean she did for us.
No way you can start 2017 by seeing her in a bikini on the beach and not feel pretty good about life, right?
Thanks, Jessica. Thank you for healing us all with your bikini.
