Tonight, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton participated in the annual Al Smith charity dinner to trade jokes and roast each other.
During the dinner, many Internet users were distracted by Fox Business reporter Maria Bartiromo who was seated behind the podium wearing a fairly revealing dress.
I guess even something like drawing famous comic strip like Dilbert will help a guy score a smoking hot young chick because 59-year-old Scott Adams has gone and done exactly that.
I know this because (a) I have featured his girlfriend Kristina Basham in our daily sexy Instagram photo roundup several times, and (b)…
No idea how these two came to be a couple, but according to this profile of Basham she is 28-years-old which makes her less than half his age. Impressive.
Hold on, I think I just came up with an idea for a great comic strip. Enjoy some of the latest and greatest from Basham’s excellent Instagram account while I get to work.
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Katherine Stone is a 20-year-old who loves her family. She loves her family so much that she is selling her virginity for them. While that may sound counterintuitive, Katherine’s virginity auction has her family’s best intentions.
In 2014, Stone’s family home in Seattle, Washington, was destroyed by a fire. They didn’t have home insurance and didn’t have the money to fix the damaged house. The family was forced to live inside the scorched house ever since. Now, Katherine is doing what she can to repair the house, and for her that means selling her virginity.
“I found out all about the brothels and the money,” Stone said after seeing an ad on Facebook. “It made me think, ‘Wow, it’s a chance at fixing all that I need to fix.’”
However, the only place where prostitution is legal is Nevada where there are 19 brothels operating in the state.
She then moved to a legal bordello which is owned by brothel tycoon Dennis Hof.
Hof, who says he receives two to three similar requests a week, agreed to arrange the transaction on his “America’s Next Top Bunny Ranch Virgin!” showcase. He even waived his usual 50% cut.
“Katherine has the one thing that every man in the world wants—and that’s her virginity, and it’s that priceless female commodity that this brave and selfless girl is putting up on the auction block to rescue her family from ruin and destitution. Whether she wins the ‘America’s Next Top Bunny Ranch Virgin!’ contest or not, this girl is a hero!” says Hof, with the big-hearted whore-monger announcing that he was waiving his customary 50% cut of whatever Katherine earns from the auction, so the full $$$ amount could go toward helping her family. “When it comes to hymen auctions, I think it’s only right to let the girl keep 100% of the cash—call me old-fashioned, but that’s just me.”
When I woke up this morning I did not anticipate that I would be writing the words “hymen auctions.” #WhyIWrite
While Katherine awaits her hymen auction, she is still “contracted by Hof to legally provide services to gentlemen who are seeking experiences” other than intercourse, she said. “I have done small simple parties. Massage parties, stuff that has been very PG-13. My first experience I had here was the scariest one. It was all really new.”
When people question Katherine over not losing her for love, she has an answer.
“People say you are suppose to do it for love, but if you think about it, I am doing it because I love my family.”
The Hof defends Katherine’s right to choose.
“It is her choice. I don’t think it is a good idea for a girl to drink six tequilas and lose her virginity on the bathroom floor in a frat house … If she wants to (sell) it, I think that’s great.”
At the moment, the highest bid for her virginity is $400,000, but she says the highest bidder might not be the winner.
“I’m waiting for a man who I feel a connection with so that the experience can be special for both of us,” she says. “It’s really not just about the money.”
Katherine, who one day dreams of one day becoming a lawyer, says she has no intentions of leaving the ranch after she pops her pricey cherry. “I anticipate to continue working at the ranch for the next five years,” she says. “I plan to go to law school in the future.”
[CNN]
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So did you catch Christina Milian in The Rocky Horror Picture Show Thursday night? It’s okay if you did. I won’t tell. Me? I didn’t see it. I had about 800 other things I’d rather be doing instead.
That being said, I heard Victoria Justice stripped down to her bra and I have no doubt that Christina Milian wasn’t too bad to look at either during the production.
In fact, hang on a second…
Yeah, that did happen…
Anyway, back to my original point here: Christina Milian’s CRAZY HOT photo shoot for Galore magazine.
Check this out…
Very nice. Almost as nice as the see-through outfit she wore for her birthday.
Then again, Milian’s been killing it like this for a couple of years now so this isn’t really any surprise. Girl is just awesome.
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If there is one thing that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s daughters love to do it’s #FreeTheNipple.
Well, at least Scout (in the photo, top left) and Tallulah Willis (middle) do. Rumer Willis not so much.
As you may recall it was Scout who walked around New York City topless awhile back in protest.
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Then earlier this year Scout’s sister Tallulah (and Rumer) joined up with Miley Cyrus for a topless photo shoot.
But now, NOW Tallulah Willis has taken things up to an even higher level in a photo shoot she did for photographer Tyler Shields and his upcoming book Provocateur.
In this set of photos Tallulah goes fully topless and in other photos she appears to ummm, be, uhh, pleasuring herself. Yeah…
Here’s a photo Willis shared from the shoot to her Instagram account…
And here are a few other shots from awhile back that Shields took of her that I can actually show you here…
As for the uncensored versions, well, you KNOW I wouldn’t leave you hanging like that. You can check those out either HERE or HERE.
You’re welcome.
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Every day dozens upon dozens of gorgeous women share sexy pictures to their Instagram accounts. Some are models, some are actresses, some are fitness gurus and some just do it because they want to show how hot they are. There are literally so many of them that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on them all.
That’s where we come in to save the day. We track over 1,000 of these beautiful ladies on Instagram every day just for you. Here are the sexiest pictures we saw them share today.
Lucy Miller
Kimberley Jade
Helga Lovekaty
Ana Cheri
Leanna Decker
Marloes Horst
Anggie Bryan
Stefanie Knight
Hannah Kirkelie
Terann Hilow
Jennifer Berg Pinyojit
Mandy Saccomanno
Blanca Padilla
Elizabeth Hurley
Gabrielle Grace Epstein
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Lisa Dillon
Renae Ayris
Amanda Cerny
Viki Odintcova
Tiffany Toth
Nathalia Castellon
Abigail Ratchford
Ana Cheri
Cintia Dicker
Fergie
Annelise Marie
Bruna Rangel Lima
Ashley Smith
Rachel Hilbert
Christina Milian
Dominique Le Toullec
Renae Ayris
Katie Kearney
Danielly Silva
Ana Cheri
Anna Galchenyuk
Tara Booher
Khloé Kardashian
Camila Morrone
Cati Lauser
Jhenny Andrade
Terann Hilow
Shay Maria
Nidhi Sunil
Nikki Leigh
Jaimie Sullivan
Elizabeth Loaiza Junca
Monika Jagaciak
The astoundingly ravishing Abigail Ratchford is every man’s fantasy even when she’s wearing clothes. So when she’s not wearing anything but a coat of paint it is a pantshrinking experience. The scintillating model is shooting her calendar right now and she gave everyone a sneak peek, and it was glorious. Here she is dancing in body paint.
I went to the wrong schools.
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
“Only if you have been in the deepest valleys, can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountains.” Richard Nixon
Mad Hatter? More like Abigail is mad hotter.
What a delicious cocktail.
I bet you can’t make those tassels spin for hours!?!?
The absolutely alluring Abigail is really, really good at fashion.
You smudge my new wax job, you buff it.
Beautiful Bryana Holly is DEFINITELY someone who you should be following on Instagram.
I should have gone to the beach.
Just like jet fuel, Bryana could everything including melt steel beams.
Don’t listen to TLC, you should definitely go chasing waterfalls if sensational Bryana and friend are there.
Let’s see a show of hands, raise your hands if you have two eyes.
Suns out, buns out.
Nice necklace.
Hello yellow.
What a view!
CONFIRMED: Beautiful Bryana has nipples.
GOT DAMN!!!
No shirt, no serrrr… What was I saying?
Could the irresistible Bryana be loved? Yes.
Underboob goodness.
Scalding Bryana’s future is so bright she has to wear shades.
I should buy a boat.
White HOT!
Damn that strap!
Running on the beach and running through your mind.
I suddenly want to go back to school.
Emily Ratajkowski is back at it again with the mind-bending Instagram posts. The 25-year-old model is reportedly on a trip with her musician boyfriend (insert collective ‘FUCK!’ here) to a place that requires rocking a bathing suit. This is good for us. But, before we get to the pics, can we take a moment of silence for the dude she’s dating. Part of me wants to tip my cap to this dude but most of me wants to smack him in the head. That exposed chest hair is disturbing.
Anyway, she tasked her boyfriend with snapping photos of her plump bottom on the beach so she could share them with her 8.7 million followers, which makes him tolerable in my mind. Thanks dude. Fuckboy.
Feast your eyes on some more pics that primarily feature EmRata’s booty. Her friends can call her EmRata.
Tara Reid, Instagram
Tara Reid hasn’t made much news lately, besides back in July when she went on Jenny’s SiriusXM show to promote the 43rd Sharknado movie and things turned u-g-l-y. The two traded jabs about plastic surgery and wobbly knees, and it was laugh out loud funny. Reid has historically been very upfront about undergoing liposuction, saying the procedure had left her body looking out of shape. Jenny prodded at her insecurity. God, girls are so fucking mean to each other.
If you haven’t heard it, please do yourself a favor and listen below.
Or there was that time last month when Tara Reid missed her flight from Philly to LA because she was too busy getting bent in the airport bar. A witness claimed she was “beyond tipsy” and was “sharing an egg sandwich with an air traveler.”
This weekend, the 40-year-old (I feel like a senior citizen) Reid was a VIP guest at The Maxim Magazine Halloween party in Los Angeles and wore a Greek goddess costume that accentuated her alarmingly thin frame.
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Tara has denied health issues in the past, claiming she’s just a “small boned girl.” Regardless, a cheeseburger may do her some good.
Irina Shayk, Instagram
There are so many amazing body parts of the tantalizing Irina Shayk.
She has a flawless face.
The incredible Irina has intoxicating eyes.
Her underboob game is on point.
Her sideboob might be even better if that’s even possible.
She has a great back.
She has lovely legs.
She has a fantastic rack.
She even has nice feet if that’s what you’re into. Weirdo.
In a recent post she wanted to remind everyone that she has a dazzling dumper.
Amen.
Let’s be honest, she has the total package.
Must be because she eats a healthy and balanced breakfast.
We haven’t updated the comings and goings of the heavenly Sara Underwood in OVER a month!?!?! I apologize. But fret not, for we will make up for lost time and Instagram pics of the mesmerizing model.
JEEZ! Be careful Sara you’re gonna give me a heart attack!
TLC is full of shit. You should totally go chasing waterfalls especially if the scintillating Sara Underwood is there.
I’d slay dragons to visit Sara’s castle.
No offense to Pam Anderson, widely regarded as the hottest lifeguard thanks to her wonderful appearance on Baywatch, but Sara Underwood is my first choice in person to save me from a drowning.
When I see that the stunning Sara Underwood is the lifeguard I’m going in the water, flailing my arms, and screaming like a little girl.
Put this in slow-motion and she’s the next Baywatch lead female.
I should buy a Volkswagen.
CONFIRMED: Sara Underwood has nipples.
MOTHER OF GOD.
Even rainy days are incredible when the spectacular Sara is near.
FACT: That mountain was covered with 12-feet of snow until Sara got there and melted nearly all of it.
You’re welcome.
Front wedgies! I’m game!
What a beautiful sunset.
Everyone who has pizza, raise their hands.
What a wonderful wilderness waiting to be explored.
I wonder if this photo of wood was taken in the morning.
And here’s a sneak peek of Sara upcoming calendar which is sure to bring a smile to your face and a roll of quarters in your pants every month.
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Britney Spears returned to Las Vegas this past weekend to continue her “Piece of Me” residency there and whoops, she did it again.
No stranger to wardrobe malfunctions while performing in Vegas, Spears previously had her outfit split in the back exposing her booty, it happened yet again, only this time it was her top breaking free.
While performing “I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll” (?) the fastener on her bra-like top busted loose and only some seriously quick reflexes by the Britster saved her from exposing it all in front of thousands.
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Handling it like the true champion that she is, Britney was able to remedy the potentially embarrassing situation with the aid of a few of her dances, just like what happened with her last wardrobe malfunction on stage. Jerks…
Here are a few more pics and videos from Brit-Brit’s triumphant return to Vegas that I think you will also enjoy…
Okay, here’s a story that is hard to believe, but not really.
Arna Ýr Jónsdóttir, from Reykjavik, Iceland, a former gymnast and pole vaulter, was told she should “stop eating” by Miss Grand International founder and Thai TV presenter, Nawat Itsaragrisil.
In the message she received prior to one of the world’s five major international beauty pageants’ grand finale, taking place on Tuesday, she was told, “Stop eating breakfast, eat just salad for lunch and drink water every evening until the contest. [Itsaragrisil] is telling you this because he likes you and wants you to do well in this contest.”
That’s right, this woman was told to stop eating…
Needless to say, this bit of “advice” did not go over well with Jónsdóttir, as she told The Iceland Monitor…
If the owner of the contest really wants me to lose weight and doesn’t like me the way I am, then he doesn’t deserve to have me in the Top 10.
Yes, my shoulders are a bit broader than the other girls’ but that is because I was a member of the Icelandic national athletics team and I am proud of that.
Of course, I don’t take these comments to heart, but to do my best then hear this… Personally, I think I’m fine as I am.
She has since decided to quit the competition, saying, “I no longer have any interest in doing my best in this competition after receiving that message. This is definitely the last contest I shall be taking part in.”
Good for her.
[The Sun]
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Wait a second. Emmanuelle Chriqui, our girl Sloan from Entourage is 40-years-old? And turns 41 on December 10th? Dammmmn, girl. Where did the time go?
Not that it matters. Chriqui looks as hot, if not hotter, now than she did back in the early days of Entourage.
For all the proof you need of that is how she looked in this wicked sexy dress at something called the 26th Annual EMA Awards this past weekend.
Once a dream girl, always a dream girl, at least in this case. That much is for certain.
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Victoria Barbara
Every day dozens upon dozens of gorgeous women share sexy pictures to their Instagram accounts. Some are models, some are actresses, some are fitness gurus and some just do it because they want to show how hot they are. There are literally so many of them that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on them all.
That’s where we come in to save the day. We track over 1,000 of these beautiful ladies on Instagram every day just for you. Here are the sexiest pictures we saw them share today.
Brittney Palmer
Kim Lee
Samantha Rodriguez
Tawnie Jaclyn
Barbara di Creddo
Kara Del Toro
Sophia Miacova
Julianne
Daphne Joy
Hannah Kirkelie
Tanya Mityushina
Sarah Sinclair
Fernanda Moraes
Vanessa Ann Wrigley
Anastasia Ashley
Julia Gilas
Annelise Marie
Lindsey Pelas
Viki Odintcova
Hope Beel
Kate Compton
Natalie Jayne Roser
Nikki Howard
Alexandra Rodriguez
Daniela Tamayo
Kelsey Norris
Antje Utgaard
Torrie Wilson
Sara Underwood
Leanna Decker
Emma Hernan
Brittani Bader
Bryana Holly
Rosanna Arkle
Jessa Hinton
Demi Rose Mawby
Nikki Blackketter
Shay Maria
Rali Ivanova
Carissa Rosario
Nikki Leigh
Kelly Brannigan
Carmella Rose
Bella Hadid
Heather Widle
Terann Hilow
Adriana Lima
Jessica Lowndes
Anella Miller
You have to admit at least one thing about Disney Channel and Nickelodeon actresses: they really know how to bring the sexy once they reach adulthood. Cases in point: Kelli Berglund, Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Ariana Grande, Debby Ryan, Liz Gillies, Jennette McCurdy and last but MOST CERTAINLY not least, Dove Cameron.
Cameron, who plays not one, but TWO characters (twins) on the Disney Channel show Liv and Maddie is 20-years-old now and is probably Disney’s prize actress these days having also appeared in a couple of movies for the company.
And now she’s branched out into doing sexy photo shoots, because I am sure that all the teens who watch her shows and movies read, hang on… Bello magazine, right? Right.
Whatever, I’m down with it. I just hope it leads some non-Disney films for Dove Cameron (who KILLED IT at The Kids’ Choice Awards with Gronk) because as you can clearly see, she is obviously a very talented woman.
The last three times we’ve checked in on singer Charli XCX she was (1) naked, (2) wearing a very HOT and revealing bikini and (3) wearing a very HOT and revealing outfit.
Needless to say, despite the fact that I can only name one song of hers, “Boom Clap,” she is currently one of my favorite singers on the planet.
Something which was only reinforced as she performed one of her concerts in Las Vegas this past weekend.
Now, we’d already seen a little preview of the outfit that she wore on stage thanks to her sharing a couple pics on Instagram, but as you will see, it worked WAY better when she was actually performing.
Here are the preview pics I mentioned, pretty good…
And here she was on stage in Vegas over the weekend…
You can’t even call that a wardrobe malfunction when it’s as planned out as that outfit was.
So, now do you see why she’s currently one of my favorite singers in the world?
Amanda Love is a 39-year-old mother with 30MM-sized breasts. She’s spending thousands upon thousands of dollars every year in the pursuit of looking like a real-life Barbie Doll. She’s spent over $240,000 thus far on plastic surgery all with hopes of looking like an actual Barbie Doll, shelling out thousands every year.
via Barcroft TV:
Amanda’s parents were also supportive of Amanda’s wish and, together with Paul who funded the first augmentation, she inflated her breasts to a 30C.
“After the surgery I woke up and cried because they were so small, I was so disappointed. I wanted these big round boobies and they weren’t big enough.”
Vowing to go bigger in the future, Amanda continued her extensive Botox and filler regime, but life as a mum took over and after mourning the death of her mother and then her brother, thoughts of a second boob job didn’t re-emerge until after the birth of Cruz in 2008, when Amanda went up to a 30DD and then again last year when she went up to a 30H, following the birth of her second son Cash.
But Amanda hasn’t finished and has returned to her modeling roots to raise money for yet another boob job.
She said: “It started off with me taking pictures in nice dresses and putting them on Instagram. I was getting more and more likes. Now I get fan mail and followers from all over the world. It’s crazy!”
When I first came across this story I expected her to look like the typically misshapen and disfigured cautionary tale we see anytime we see a story about someone spending hundreds of thousands of dollars in pursuit of looking like a fictitious character. I was surprised, though, and I’d say that Amanda Love looks a heck of a lot sexier than I expected. In fact, I’d say that this mother of 4 is even downright hot in certain outfits and pictures:
Sure, she definitely looks touched up and like her body has been repeatedly altered but I’d also say that she is hot. I’d be SHOCKED if any of you bros out there wouldn’t jump at the chance to spend a night with her (if she wasn’t already taken) because she’s got a banging body, even if it is all fake.
At the very least I’d make the claim that Amanda Love is on par with the other ‘reasonably hot’ girls of the world who have spent money to look like a BarBie Doll. Apparently, Amanda Love has 130K followers on Instagram from posting sexy pics, but you wouldn’t know this because her account is currently set to private.
…(h/t Metro via Barcroft TV)…
Stella Maxwell, the 25-year-old model from North Ireland, has quite the resume. She ranked first on Maxim Hot 100 List for 2016, ranked on Models.com “Top Sexiest Women Models” and was nominated in their “Social Media Star” category.
On top of being Victoria’s Secret’s only Irish Angel, you may also recognize Stella from the multiple reports about her making out with and getting handsy with Miley Cyrus on a public sidewalk or her fling with actress Kristen Stewart. The sexuality of Stella has been a continued debate online–on the Tumblr blog Victoria’s Secret Sex Confessions, one user wrote in December 2014 that “I’m like 99 percent sure Barbara Palvin and Stella Maxwell have had sex.” I choose to believe this is true, based on no merit but my unwavering hope.
Regardless, Stella dropped a couple saliva-inducing booty pictures on Instagram that I simply wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t pass along to you bros. I’ve also included many more in case you’re pooping.
