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Dan Bilzerian has created a social media empire with the simple and highly effective marketing strategy of guns and girls. Lots and lots and lots of beautiful and buxotic women. But it appears that maybe, just maybe, the King of Instagram has found that one ride or die chick and she is gorgeous. Dan the man may have gotten himself a girl so he can settle down and she is the lovely Sofia Bevarly.

Dollar Bilz has severely cut down on posting scantily-clad women on his Instagram and has been seen with the scintillating Sofia quite often. The first sign of Bevarly and Bilzerian as a couple was this Instagram photo that Sofia captioned: “The best view is you.” Then there have been several snaps of the two lovebirds together.

The couple has even been on “good ole double dates.”

Here’s Sofia proclaiming that she’s “ride or die.”

Bevarly has even gotten cozy with Dan’s beloved cat Smushball and taken “family vacations” with them.

Bevarly rode a tortoise in one of Dan’s Instagram pics that caused a bit of outrage back in March.

The 21-year-old Bevarly is a former Hooters girl turned model.

Good luck to the happy couple. There is no doubt that this will be the love story that has unbreakable bonds that future generations will tell their children like that of Cleopatra and Marc Antony.

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Australian bad boy tennis player Nick Kyrios appears to be having a great time in Wimbledon despite withdrawing from the tournament because of an injury. Last night, Kyrgios was spotted out partying with a pair of tennis starlets, Chelsea Samways and Monique Belovukovic, and it looked like things got a bit hot and heavy.

Chelsea Samways’ father learned of her daughter’s fun night with tennis bad boy and is fucking pissed.

Via Mirror.Uk

Chelsea’s grounded,”

“My daughter is only 18 and a sweet girl. She’s been out all time of the night. I don’t like it.

“So I’ve taken her car away. She won’t be going out like that again.”

“I had no idea she was going out with Kyrgios. Like all young tennis players, she knows the others on the circuit and she is friends with Monique [Belovukovic]. And she [Monique Belovukovic] knows Kyrgios.

“I don’t want any of this nonsense to get in the way.

“If Kyrgios was here now I’d knock him out. In fact I’d like to knock him out.”

Hopefully Mr. Samways hasn’t looked at his daughter’s Instagram account because his head might explode.

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Back in March of this year the US Women’s National Hockey Team decided to boycott this year’s World Championship because they wanted equitable pay and better training conditions (see video above). So for six members of the hockey team to take off all of their clothes and pose nude for the 2017 ESPN “Body Issue” wasn’t even close to being the scariest thing they did this year.

Considering that the team has won gold or silver in every major tournament with the exception of the 2006 Winter Olympics, where they won bronze, it’s no wonder that their call for being treated more fairly was supported by the players’ associations of the NBA, WNBA, MLB and the NHL. It’s also no wonder that USA Hockey agreed to a new agreement that freed the team up to eventually participate in the World Championship where, you guessed it, they won gold yet again.

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Speaking with ESPN, forward Meghan Duggan had this to say about their appearance this year in the “Body Issue”…

I take so much pride in my body, and I take so much pride in the bodies of my teammates. We train day in and day out to put ourselves in the position to be the best athletes we can be. We’re certainly shaping our body in a certain way, but, at the same time, it’s propelling us through our sport. And that just makes me really proud.

Forward Jocelyne Lamoureux-Davidson also spoke about the boycott…

The biggest thing was equitable treatment. What you provide your men’s team should also be provided for the women’s program. It wasn’t about dollar signs. We were asking for a livable wage. Some of us had full-time jobs, and we’re trying to be elite athletes. That’s just not conducive.

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“It’s an incredible time to be a female athlete. It’s a powerful movement. I’m proud to be a part of it,” said Duggan during the interview and there’s no doubt about that.

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In the time when it seems that teachers are getting fired left and right for inappropriate behavior with their students, it’s refreshing to see a teacher leave their job for a good cause instead of being forced to resign after being led out of the school in handcuffs. Maria Wilkes is a language teacher at Channing School, one of London’s top schools for girls. She has left her profession to pursue a chance at becoming a Miss Universe contestant.

Maria traded in blackboards for bikinis and now she is so close to competing in the Miss Universe contest. The 26-year-old beauty, whose mother is from Venezuela and dad from England, used to teach Spanish. Now she will compete against 38 hopefuls in a quest to be crowned Miss Universe Great Britain. Class is now in session.

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Here is a tragic story about a cosplaying couple dressing up like The Joker and Harley Quinn to attend a swingers party only to be shot by police. We take you to Melbourne, Australia where this bizarre tale unfolded and will have you thinking twice about dressing up like The Joker. Dale Ewins, 35, pretended to be The Joker and Zita Sukys (How do you pronounce that last name?), 37, dressed as Harley Quinn and they both went to a swingers sex party. They went to the Saints and Sinners Ball at the Inflation nightclub, where it has been held for 20 years without incident until now when they were both shot in the middle of having sex. This has to be the worst cockblock in the entire history of cockblocks.

Melbourne police received multiple reports that a man was armed with a gun in an upstairs room at the nightclub before 3 a.m. on Saturday. One of the people who allegedly called the cops was an ex-girlfriend of Ewins. Cops rushed to the scene after the emergency calls (You know damn well every cop in the vicinity were eager to respond to a situation at a swinger party). The police barged into the swinger party that had 100 people and allegedly Ewins had a gun in his hand, but it turns out that it was a fake gun that he was using as a prop as part of his costume.

“Police called on the male, the male took the firearm from his pants and aimed it at police,” said Superintendent Lisa Hardeman (Of course that’s the police spokesperson on this particular situation). Officers then shot the man in the torso after he allegedly pulled out a gun. “A number of shots were fired,” Hardeman said. “A number of police options were used after he was shot.” That included the man also being tasered. When this guy said he “wanted to go to the gang bang,” I don’t think this is what he meant.

The staff at Inflation nightclub say they knew the gun was fake and informed the police before they entered the room. An investigation into the shooting has been launched. This is probably not the first of the last time that someone’s gun has gone off prematurely at a swingers party and had to apologize afterward. Zita also suffered a gunshot wound to the leg and was taken to the hospital. Dale remains in a serious condition, but thankfully both Harley Quinn and The Joker have non-life-threatening injuries.

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A witness said that the couple were “engaged in a sexual act in front of other event-goers when around 40 police officers stormed in.” For his sake, I hope they weren’t having oral sex when the cops started shooting and startling the woman because talk about adding insult to injury.

The report did not indicate whether The Joker got his shot off before he was hit.

There you are having the time of your life, acting out your comic book fantasies in front of dozens of strangers and… KAPOW!!! You get shot. Talk about a rollercoaster of emotions. How unfortunate for the couple, they now will have PTSD from a swingers party and will get horrible flashbacks whenever they go to a sex party. So not only did these poor individuals get shot, but they also have the entire world including their families know that they dress up as comic book characters and have sex in front of strangers at a swingers party. On a related note, maybe Batman should consider using guns, it seems to be extremely effective in stopping The Joker.

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Speaking of Disney Channel stars, actress Brenda Song will always and forever be London Tipton from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody and later The Suite Life on Deck to me. Oh sure, Song did have that one memorable scene in the movie The Social Network back in 2010, but she’ll never stop being London as far as I, and many others, are concerned.

A lot of that has to do with the fact that now, at age 29, Song still hasn’t really been in a whole lot of other successful TV shows or movies since her Disney days. She had some small roles on Scandal and New Girl. She worked on a Fox show called Dads that lasted one season back in 2013. And last year Song was on a CBS show called Pure Genius that was cancelled after 13 episodes.

Now Strong is set to appear in an upcoming film written, directed by and starring Seth Green called Changeland about “a man who deals with his personal crisis during a trip to Thailand with his friend.” Sounds riveting.

Apparently, as a part of her role, she has to wear a bikini and lie in a pool while wearing a unicorn head. No, really.

The movie also stars Macaulay Culkin and WWE Superstar Randy Orton so you know it’s going to be top-notch cinema. Here are a few more highlights from Song’s IG…

As most of you guys know I spend a lot of time on Instagram. Like A LOT. So it has not gone unnoticed by me that prior to Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers breaking up she posted almost zero provocative and/or sexy Instagram photos. Meanwhile, after breaking up with Aaron Rodgers, Olivia Munn’s Instagram account has been filled with photos like that.

No judgement there, just an observation. Obviously Munn felt that while she was in a relationship she had less desire to share such photos on social media. And now that she is not in one and has been spending a lot of time with her friends, such as this 37th birthday trip to Turks and Caicos, she is more inclined to share such photos. In other words, her relationship’s downfall has turned out to be quite the positive for those of us who follow her on social media.

Sadly, however, it appears that Munn’s lengthy stay in Turks and Caicos came to an end over the weekend, but not before she shared a few more memorable photos and videos from the beach. (Don’t forget to swipe where applicable…)

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Former Oklahoma and Texas A&M University quarterback Trevor Knight went undrafted in the 2017 NFL Draft, but he was signed by the Arizona Cardinals in May. As if Trevor’s life couldn’t get any better in the past months, he started dating model Allie Eklund.

Knight had dated Sadie Robertson from “Duck Dynasty” for awhile, but seems to rebounded quite nicely with the alluring Allie. Miss Eklund won Miss Austin Texas Teen USA in 2015 and currently a model. It definitely appears that Trevor Knight is doing extremely well on and off the field.

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Maybe you didn’t hear about it, he’s been away a long time, but Turtle doesn’t drive Vinny Chase anymore. If you haven’t seen Jerry Ferrara since his “Entourage” days or in his latest show “Power,” the actor previously known as Turtle lost a great deal of weight. Ferrara is busy getting married and currently on his honeymoon and the photos look incredible.

Ferrara married Breanne Racano on June 30 in Canton, Ohio. Jerry’s “Entourage” co-stars, Kevin Dillon, Emmanuelle Chriqui, and Kevin Connolly attended the wedding. Last summer, Ferrara and Racano announced their engagement after two years of dating.

Then the couple jetsetted around the world to picturesque Bora Bora for their honeymoon. They are staying at the luxurious Four Seasons Resort Bora Bora in French Polynesia and it looks like absolute paradise. The honeymoon looks tremendous with clear blue water, mountains in the background, and tropical drinks on a private beach.

Good luck to the newlyweds!

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The New York Yankees’ Bunyan-esque slugger Aaron Judge may have mashed and mashed and mashed his way to the 2017 MLB Home Run Derby crown…

But clearly the real winner of the event was the mom of budding 21-year-old Dodgers star Cody Bellinger, Jennifer Bellinger.

Oh sure, Judge may have launched a ball off the roof of the the Marlins’ stadium…

And he almost decapitated one of those kids chasing balls around in the outfield…

But thanks to this being 2017 where the world of social media rules I’d have to say that Jennifer Bellinger might have had an even better night than Judge did. That’s assuming that she doesn’t mind being called Ann Coulter’s doppelganger, that is. (Which, let’s be honest, she actually might. It is entirely plausible.)

So yeah, enjoy your 15 minutes of internet fame, Mrs. Bellinger. You, uh, earned it?

In case you were not aware, Jessica Simpson, singer, actress, fashion designer, businesswoman, (hey, that’s what Wikipedia says she is) turned 37 years of age on Monday, July 10, 2017. Yep, one of the Holy Trinity of the Decade of the Jessicas (Biel and Alba being the others in the 2000s) is closing in fast on the big Four-0.

Not that you would know it by the photo Simpson shared to her Instagram account where she is topless on a floatie wearing nothing but a pair of bikini bottoms.

“Kiss My Butt 36,” Simpson captured the cheeky photo.

“Ya’ gotta’ love a girl on a giant green float– with a matching silly straw!” said one Instagram commenter who I agree with 100%.

Man, though, has it really been 12 years since Simpson’s appearance as Daisy Duke in The Dukes of Hazzard movie?

I guess that it has.

How long has it been since this? This was around that same time, wasn’t it?

Oh well, whatever…she’s definitely still got it, regardless of age, that’s for damn sure…

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If you’ve never had to stop while engaging in sexual activity, congratulations, you’ve never had the odd sensation of a family pet licking your toes while you’re hopelessly thrusting above your bored partner. For those of you who have had to put the kibosh on love making, you are not alone. For those of you who have never had sex, I’m sorry, that sounds awful.

Reddit user Checks_Gone_Wild posed the question: What’s the silliest reason you’ve had to stop in the middle of having sex. Here are the ultimate responses:

thehamslammer:

I have a clapper light and the sound of balls on butt cheek turned the bedside lamp on… we promptly resumed after some hysterics.

TheManicMonocle:

I thought it would be funny to wear my prescription monocle to bed and she didn’t notice till halfway through.

spaghatta111:

We knocked over an open bottle of red wine and it started spilling on the white carpet.

He stops and starts scrubbing it

“OH SHIT! MY DAD IS GOING TO KILL ME!”

He was 30 years old. Apparently it was his dad’s house

sarahdactyl1026:

My diabetic boyfriends blood sugar dropped. He just stopped and yelled “JUICE!!!”

Coffeeandscribe:

We had been going at it for awhile so my legs were pretty tired. I told my boyfriend while we we’re switching positions that my legs made me feel like a noodle, and in his sexiest, not at all trying to be funny voice, he goes: “yeah? Well you’re a tight little noodle”. He was furious with himself for saying it after I couldn’t stop laughing long enough to continue.

BMoreBeowulf:

My wife and I were going doggy style and I kind of swept her legs out so we were doing it with her on her stomach. She immediately yelled out “remooove the suppoooorts” a la the witch weighing scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It took us 30 minutes before we started again because we were laughing so hard.

ffemtinpa:

Wife finished and was waiting for me to finish. Heat of the moment and close to finishing she looks at me and says “you can do it buddy.” That was the end of it and was like a deflated balloon how fast it went down. Still joke about it…..outside of the bedroom of course.

The-Spaceman:

She was on top going cowgirl when all of the sudden she stops and looks down at me with a concerned look on her face. I immediately asked what was wrong very much concerned I had hurt her or she had hurt herself. She says “I have to fart.” So I told her to do it. It vibrated my balls. We couldn’t continue because we were laughing too much.

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Alyssa Milano, who is somehow now 44-years-old, killed a few birds with one stone during her trip to Miami for the MLB All-Star Game. First, she seems to be a legit sports fan at times so I am sure she truly enjoyed all the festivities. Just check out the pics below. Also, she got to hawk her women’s sports-related clothing line. And on top of all that she got to remind people that she’s actually doing some acting again as she’s set to appear in Netflix’s Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later.

If there’s one thing the former Who’s the Boss? and Charmed star definitely knows it’s how to multi-task when it comes to business. She’s pretty savvy that way. I guess when you’ve been acting since you were 7-years-old you tend to pick up a few tricks.

One of those tricks that has not got unnoticed by Milano is the use of social media to help further your business ventures. Not only did Milano “casually” share a bunch of photos of herself in some of her company’s All-Star Game gear, she even threw in the ultimate rarity for her — a bikini picture.

Smart, huh? If it weren’t for that bikini picture I might not have noticed all her other goodies and shared them all with you today. She’s got it all figured out. Heck, I’ll even throw in the latest trailer for her movie below just because I love the hustle.

Looks like she had some decent seats for the game…

And she even hit the cage…in heels!

Here’s that trailer I promised…

Elizabeth Hurley. What can I say that we haven’t already said?

We’ve said, “No 51 Year Old On The Planet Looks Better In Swimwear.”

We’ve said she “May Be Hotter Today Than She Was As Vanessa Kensington In ‘Austin Powers’ In 1997.”

We’ve said she “Somehow Looks As Hot As She Did In ‘Bedazzled’ 16 Years Ago.”

We’ve said, “She Has A Better Bikini Body Than Most Chicks In Their 20’s.”

And now, after turning 52 in June, Elizabeth Hurley just continues to amaze.

Check out this photo she just shared to her Instagram account today in which she does a full backbend in a bikini…

That, while very impressive, really makes me feel like a blob of shit because there’s no way I can do that. Then again, I can take solace in the fact that (a) don’t have her money and (b) don’t have her free time. At least that’s my story and I am sticking to it.

Here are a few more recent pics from Hurley’s Instagram that show just how in shape you can be when you have loads of both (a) and (b).

Ridiculous.

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Last season, Chandler Parsons recorded career lows in just about every stat there is–games played (34), points (6.2 per), rebounds (2.5), field goal percentage (33.8%), etc. In Parsons’ defense, knee surgeries have greatly hindered his young career, but don’t tell that to the Memphis Grizzlies, who inked him to a 4-year, $94 million contract through 2020.

But, whatever stats Parsons is lacking on the hardwood, he is making up for with his hardwood. See what I did there? Compared a basketball court to a penis. Are you proud of me yet, dad?

Anyway, it’s no secret that Chandler Parsons goes through women faster than Shia LaBeouf goes through a six pack. Check out the women the 28-year-old has been linked to: Toni Garrn. Hailey Baldwin. Felicia Sanders. Paige Spiranac. Kate Beckinsale. Kendall Jenner. Bella Thorne. Savannah Chrisley. Jen Selter. Abigail Ratchford. My mother, probably.

And the most depressing part: All it takes is one double-tap of his phone.

Via Terez Owens

Welp, the Memphis Grizzlies forward has been spending time with UFC’s prized ring girl, Arianny Celeste, likely after liking one her Instagram pictures with the rest of her 3 million followers. The shot in question features Parsons behind the wheel of his with Celeste’s Instagram handle tagged in the passengers seat. As captured by Terez Owens:

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Remember what I said about all it taking is one Instagram like? GOD DAMNIT…

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Mind you, Arianny is the same girl who called herself a pervert and wanted The Rock to slam her into bed.

DAMN YOU TO HELL, CHANDLER!

[h/t Terez Owens]

I guess after you travel all over the world and finish up with a four-day live stream on YouTube to promote your new album like Katy Perry did a little trip to Italy for a vacation is in order. Plus she starts her concert tour up in Australia very soon so I can see how she might gave needed a break.

Wonder what I would need to do to warrant my taking a vacation on a bigass boat in Italy? Oh, right, that’s probably not ever happening. So I guess I will just live vicariously through Katy Perry today by watching her get her dance on celebrating the fact that she’s on vacation.

That reminds me, I still need to plan out my annual summer trip to a water park in some town no one’s ever heard of where I will chase my kids around half the day and probably get sunburn because of my sweet golfer’s tan. Who are you jealous of now, huh? That’s what I thought. Here’s Katy…

You know what, I might just have to catch one of her concerts the next time she rolls through my neck of the woods…

Jennifer Lopez has been down in Miami hanging out with her boyfriend Alex Rodriguez (it still pains me so, so much to say that) for this year’s MLB All-Star Game.

She and A-Rod have been sharing some pics and video of their trip on Instagram, which I have up until now really tried my hardest to ignore. Because, you know, A-Rod being such a Richard and all.

That was until today when Lopez decided to grace all of us with a picture of herself taking a little time out for some sunbathing while she was down in sunny Miami. Thankfully, Rodriguez was nowhere to be found thus not spoiling what turned out to be a spectacular photograph.

And just think, I didn’t believe it was even remotely possible for me to despise Alex Rodriguez any more than I already did. But yet here we are. Thanks, J-Lo!

I’m sorry, but I don’t understand the hows and whys of music anymore. I know that Kesha is one of those super deep thinkers so I know she’s trying to send some sort of message by sharing a photo of herself topless, but since that’s pretty much been the M.O. for so many other female singers out there as a way to sell albums it may have just gone over my head.

Kesha captioned the photo below, “I just really fucking love being a woman and I wanted an anthem for anyone else who wants to yell about being self-sufficient and strong. (yes, men, this song can be for you too). Read My Letter here: Link in Bio.” (The link in her bio leads to her music video, so…? Watch the video?)

I don’t know, make of that what you will. I am pretty sure it doesn’t have anything to do with her getting snubbed by Jerry Seinfeld, but I could be totally off. Kesha’s done this topless thing before and I didn’t get it then either.

Here’s the video, maybe it will explain things. The song’s key lyric is “I’m a motherfucking woman” if that helps any.

Oh, here we go. Kesha wrote something for Rolling Stone about it…

I was really feeling that conviction one particular day while I was stuck in traffic on my way to the studio and out of nowhere I felt the urge to scream, “I’m a motherfucking woman.” By the time I got the the studio, I was chanting “I’m a motherfucking woman.” The two men I was writing with that day didn’t quite know what to do with me. I proclaimed again: “I’m a motherfucking woman”! Then Drew Pearson got on the piano and Wrabel started laughing. I told them, I’m not fucking with you – this is the mood I’m in – and this is the song we are writing today.

That day in particular I felt like I had earned the right call myself a motherfucking woman. I have always been a feminist, but for much of my life I felt like a little girl trying to figure things out. In the past few years, I have felt like a woman more than ever. I just feel the strength and awesomeness and power of being female. We hold the key to humanity. We decide if we populate the Earth, and if so, with whom. We could just decide not to have any more kids and the human race would be over. That is power. I just really fucking love being a woman and I wanted an anthem for anyone else who wants to yell about being self-sufficient and strong. (Yes, men, this song can be for you too.)

I still don’t get it. Anyway, here’s the photo I was talking about along with some other stuff she’s shared recently…

Jennette McCurdy has always been one of our favorite TV stars. She was a badass on her Nickelodeon shows playing Sam Puckett on both iCarly and Sam & Cat and she’s a badass in real life now. (Speaking of which, who would have ever guessed Ariana Grande would go on to be such a big star though? She wasn’t even the main star of Victorious.)

McCurdy in real life seems to be pretty much like the characters she’s played. No nonsense with a wicked sense of humor. Remember her “I am not a role model” Reddit post in response to a sexy photo of hers being criticized in which she captioned it with the hashtags #datass, #fapfapfap, #eww, and #boysaregross? Yeah, good times.

Basically what I am saying is that she’s really cool and seems like she’d be a fun hang. Oh yeah, she also looks great in a bikini. That too.

She’s also not too hard on the eyes when she’s fully-clothed either. Well, kind of, for the most part, full-clothed…

Here’s to hoping her Netflix show Between gets renewed for a third season.

Sexy weather woman Yanet Garcia and the her boyfriend Doug “Censor” Martin are currently soaking up the beach in the Bahamas this week. Luckily for us, Yanet and Doug are documenting their journey which involves miss Garcia applying suncreen on her boyfriend while flaunting her thong bikini.

Relationship goals. <3.

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