That’s it. I don’t wanna work, read, eat, sleep, go for a jog or drive down the street to get a milkshake from Chick-fil-a like I was planning to do.
All I wanna do with the rest of my day is watch this chick do handstands in a bikini…and maybe eat something. Passing out from low blood sugar would impede my ability to watch this video on repeat, which means at some point I gotta eat something.
Delivery pizza here I come! Goodbye summertime bod, ‘twas nice knowing you while it lasted.