Lindsay Lohan is still on her eternal vacation, yachting in the Mediterranean, because that’s what people with no jobs do, right?
And despite all the turmoil surrounding whether she’s pregnant (her dad says she is, her friend says she’s not) and whether she’s still engaged to that Russian billionaire who allegedly beat her up or not she’s still living the life.
That being said, it looks like her right breast has had enough of all her shenanigans and tried to make a break for it the other day.
Ahhh, that almost brings back memories of the old days, doesn’t it? Old days, as in these old photos Lindsay shared last week. (She must miss those days too.)
Good times.
Speaking of the old days, here’s an interesting theory I saw…
Makes as much sense as anything else in Lilo’s life, don’t you think?