It looks cold as shit out there. Cold. As. Shit. So why the fuck is this chick in a bikini? Why is she playing baseball in a bikini? Bitch this ain’t the beach, go put some damn sweatpants on because you’re making my nips hard just looking at you (BECAUSE IT’S COLD, not because I’m a pervert).
Girl: 0
Guy: -500
Pants: 1,000