AskMen asked a pack of British female porn stars to reveal the most common sex mistakes made by men and their answers basically described what porn is.
So, the big and fast takeaway from this video is that no matter how much the industry purports to be sex education, it’s actually the opposite. There have been numerous studies, reports, and opinion articles on how watching porn makes you a worse lover. This video is dripping with irony.
But, there’s some good sex advice dispensed. Let’s recap…
1. “No foreplay or lack of foreplay”
A woman needs about 15 minutes to be foreplayed. I know that’s not a word, but it should be.
2. “Too rough with their fingers. Not gentle or soft”
For the longest time, I always wondered what Woman’s obsession was with inspecting my hands. I get it now. If something’s going inside me, it better not look like Bruce Willis in Grindhouse / Planet Terror…
3. “Men are selfish lovers. Expect (women) to suck their (D) and be on their way. Not repay the pleasure”
Well, why else would women order big sausage pizzas?!?!
4. Not manicuring nails. “That’s like scratching a Jap’s eye.”
Apparently, “Jap’s eye” is a British slang term for the slit of the penis hole. Admittedly, it’s shorter and easier to say than the one-eyed snake’s wink, but wow.
5. Not communicating. Don’t be mute, know what your girl likes or wants, and “when she’s wet, you can put it in.”
I love how she delivered some really thoughtful commentary and then ends it with that. Porn stars must be the most conflicted people in the world. Do as I say, not as I do.
6. Don’t try to be a porn star or don’t try to impress. “It’s not so much about being fast or being big. It’s about the connection, mentally.”
Is like her way of trying to shut down the competition? Doesn’t want newcomers taking her man’s bidness? Porn stars – whom everyone pretty much agrees are AWESOME at sex – telling us to not be porn stars and make common sex mistakes that all porn stars do. Both of my heads hurt.
If you’re looking for more porn stars sounding off, check out reasons why they would never have sex with someone, descriptions of their most extreme sex scenes, how they prepare for a sex scene, and the sex position that makes them orgasm most.