Apparently porn stars know a lot more about baseball than I would have ever guessed. I would have never pegged them for fans of the national pastime, but these ladies seem to know at least a little bit about it.
And while they may not know these players’ BAPIP or WAR stats the he 21 hosts on VividRadio.com know enough to have chosen which Major League Baseball player they’d most like to get down with in an adult film.
“The start of the season inspired our hosts to imagine what it would be like to have some of these athletes co-star in movies with them,” said the network’s general manager Farrell Hirsch.
Seems like a solid and fruitful concept, no?
Here are which lucky players the ladies chose and a few reasons why…
— Paul Goldschmidt, first baseman for the Arizona Diamondbacks. “I’m already accused of being a gold digger so I might as well dig Goldschmidt.” (Brandy Aniston)
— Dee Gordon, second baseman for the Miami Marlins. “His name reminds me of G. Gordon Liddy and I’m a Watergate buff so that sort of makes sense.” (Kristina Rose)
— Evan Longoria, third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays. “He’s married to a Playboy Playmate so I’m goin’ for the double play. Get it?” (Ash Hollywood)
— Andrew McCutchen, center fielder for the Pittsburgh Pirates. “He seems like a thoroughly decent guy that I could have fun messing up.” (Ana Foxxx)
— Buster Posey, catcher for the San Francisco Giants. “Catchers spend the whole game bending over and being on their knees. Can I have one of those guys?” (Aiden Starr)
— Giancarlo Stanton, right fielder for the Miami Marlins. “Classy, a throwback. He’s like a Dimaggio and I could be Marilyn.” (Christy Canyon)
— Trevor Story, shortstop for the Colorado Rockies. “He’s a brand new rookie who seems like a virgin to me.” (Julia Ann)
— Noah Syndergaard, pitcher for the New York Mets. “They call him THOR and he looks like a movie star super hero. I’m into that hair and the muscles.” (Annie Cruz)
— Mike Trout, center fielder for the Los Angeles Angels. “He’s the best player. I’m not into baseball so, if I‘m going to do one of the players it should be the best, right?” (Katie Morgan)
The other hosts in on the selection process included Alexis Texas, April Flores, Ashley Blue, Jelena Jensen, Joanna Angel, Mary Carey, Monique Alexander, Nadia Styles, Nicki Hunter, Sam Phillips, Tanya Tate and Tori Welles.
Reading the ladies’ selections and their reasons why leads me to two questions… (1) How many of these players are single? And (2) how many porn stars are about to have a Major League Baseball player slide into their DMs?