Jennifer Lopez, one of those women we have decided somehow stopped again in her late twenties/early thirties along with Elizabeth Hurley, Christie Brinkley and the like, turns 48-years-old on Monday, July 24th. However, since that is, you know, a Monday, she already went ahead and held a party over the weekend and, according to her Instagram, she’s calling this her “birthday week.”
I guess when you reach the point where you are worth a gazillion dollars you get to have your birthday last for seven days instead of just one like us lowly peasants.
Naturally, one of the people in attendance at Lopez’s birthday bash was her (ugh) boyfriend (or her fiance, depending on who you believe) Alex Rodriguez. I tell you this because pretty much all of the photos of J-Lo at birthday party include him and I wanted to forewarn you. Sorry.
I wonder if he had to use his FS1 broadcast notes later on in the evening to help him remember what to do when he and Lopez were finally alone together. Actually, no I don’t. I take that back. *shudder*
Quick, let’s move on to the pictures, okay?!
She looks absolutely thrilled in that photo with that “what am I doing” look there, doesn’t she?
Vom…