Before we get to our girl Britney Spears in a bikini can we just talk for a moment about the photo you see above that she shared the other day?
That there is a 35-year-old mother of two. Check me on this, but they don’t make 35-year-old mothers of two like that where I live, how about you? Trust me, I’ve looked. Hard.
Nor do they make them like in this video below that Brit-Brit shared of herself working out in a crocheted bikini top.
And remember this moment from a few weeks ago?
Yeah… I am definitely living in the wrong part of the country.
Here’s even more proof of that…
