In exactly 142 days, the incredible Pamela Anderson will turn 50-years-old. Apparently, her body wasn’t given the memo because she still looks half her age. The former Baywatch icon is starring in a new commercial for a sex toy company and it is c’est magnifique!
Have you ever heard of Coco de Mer? No? Me either. But the marketing wizards over at Coco de Mer received much brand exposure by employing the gorgeous Pamela Anderson buffing her muffin in their new commercial. GENIUS! Coco de Mer peddles “designer lingerie, luxurious bondage, and seductive sex toys to fuel your erotic imagination.” Their Valentine’s Day commercial features the stunning Miss Anderson locking the doors of her abode, stripping down to her bra and panties, and then pleasuring herself. Unfortunately, they beat around the bush and you don’t actually see Pam Anderson saucing her taco. But it is implied based on the vibrator that is shown and the O-face that she has while rolling around her bed that is blanketed in rose petals. How silly does she feel after she orgasms and then has to clean up all of those rose petals.
The commercial titled “Take Your Breath Away” ends with the sultry Pamela whispering, “Fuck Valentine’s Day.”
It should make everyone feel more confident in themselves knowing that Pamela Anderson is masturbating on Valentine’s Day, just like us.
