Carter Cruise is one of our favorite chicks in the world around here. The ECU sorority-girl-turned-porn star-turned-EDM DJ has taken over our Snapchat in the past (u:brobible) and dropped dirty exclusive dance mixes for us. We’ve crashed her apartment to chill with Lil Flip and Critchy Critch. Now our favorite modern renaissance woman is raising funds on Indiegogo to hype her upcoming birthday party show in Raleigh, North Carolina, her hometown.
Do you like pizza? Do you enjoy getting “lit” on whiskey and making generally bad decisions because they make hilarious stories later in life when the shame has only mostly washed off? Do you even EDM, bro? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions then you need to party with me, because well, duh. I’m coming back to my hometown to throw one of the craziest ragers the city has ever seen for my birthday (I’m halfway to being old – yay!), but I need YOUR help to make it happen. I’ve been wanting to play a show in Raleigh, so I figured, why not just put the show on myself? Because like, then there will be pizza. And probably candy. And weird shit like blow up aliens, cause why the fuck not? Under “perks” you will find a list of tantalizing offerings (beware of #2) you can choose from in order to make this night of debauchery commence.
With the money from this campaign I will lock in a good venue, bring in Life Is Art the best production team in North Carolina and pay for my travel.
So what are the perks? How about $20 to have a porn star leave a voicemail on your buddy’s phone. You’ll drop less money at happy hour tonight. Here’s a breakdown and here’s a link to the Indiegogo where you can “buy” a call from Ms. Cruise:
If you’re in Raleigh, North Carolina, this is the turn up of the year. Go get it…