Did you ever go to a courthouse? There’s sooooo much wasted time. You’re waiting for the jury or the judge or your lawyer to hammer out a plea deal with the prosecuter. With so much free time what’s a stripper to do? This Florida woman decided to use her free time to give a blowjob to a man in a county courthouse. Idle hands (and mouths) are the devil’s workshop.
On Tuesday, Brittney Jones was at the Duval County Courthouse in Jacksonville, Florida (Of course). She was facing charges of smuggling drug paraphernalia possession charges as well as smuggling contraband into jail and violation of probation. So while she waited for her case to be seen by the judge she decided to deep-throat some dude in the hallway. Before you judge, at least she will have something to show for how she spent her time as opposed to you mindlessly playing “Plants vs. Zombies.”
The 26-year-old posted her oral sex clip on Twitter with the caption: “HAD SO MUCH FUN IN COURT TODAY. FOUND A WAY TO GET MY CHARGES DROPPED….Ssssssh Don’t Tell.” That tweet is sure to have a great Twitter reach and add a few followers.
Jones served two days in prison and given a fine. So it’s hard to argue with Brittney’s means to an end.
Now the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office Integrity Unit is investigating the courthouse blowie. And there are reports that courthouse video surveillance caught Jones in the act.
She allegedly works as a stripper at the Cocktails Bar & Lounge, which is of course “Jacksonville’s premier venue for adult features and entertainment.”
Heavy reports that in October 2016, Jones posted a photo of some health test results with the caption: “This kitty is super healthy. Nothing better than a healthy prostitute.” Jones is allegedly a porn star who goes by the stage name of Serenity Williams.
According to the Florida-Times Union Jones has six arrests since 2008.
Those include a 2009 charge of aggravated battery, followed by battery on an inmate two months later when she was in jail. She also has a domestic battery charge in July 2015, as well as written threats to kill or do bodily harm, and was released Jan. 22, 2016, after spending six months in jail, records show. Her Jan. 19 arrest also included charges of violation of probation and smuggling contraband into jail, but she was only charged with the possession count in court this week.
Now I can’t link to a sex video here, but I’m sure if you do a Twitter search of something like sloppy courthouse blowjobs you will be able to come across it.