Here’s a little bar trivia fact you probably didn’t know about Katy Perry. She’s been an ambassador for UNICEF since 2013. Last night in New York City she hit the UNICEF Snowflake Ball where she was awarded with the Audrey Hepburn Humanitarian Award. Damn straight we’re proud of you, Katy!
It's just a bad idea.
But not too fresh.
Anyway, we’d be doing a disservice to you, loyal BroBible readers, if we didn’t tell you about the lovely dress she rocked at said gala. Since it’s the season for snow and such, she went full Winter Queen, which I’ll illustrate with the lyrics to a Phish song of the same name:
The winter queen looks up and sighs:
I wish that I controlled the skies
To rule those who walk on the land.
The winter queen looks up and sighs…
Sing it, Trey!